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ha don't apologize to me :P I'm just tellin ya i've seen a lot of train threads (and by a lot I mean like 3) Don't get me wrong, I like the idea too, but i'm also a realist, and I know there's a frack ton of work that's gonna have to go into something like that, and I just don't think that it will happen anytime in the near future, if at all

or get a friend to help you or post in the DayZ medic forum or be a man :P but it's okay, the harsh dynamics of this game just aren't for some people :) i understand

there's such thing as a friendly in Elektro? what freaking branch are you playing on lol

True, not everyone in DayZ is a dickhead. The people who say otherwise are just butthurt because they've been screwed over a lot because they're too trusting, sloppy, and gullible. :D Even someone like myself who is a self-proclaimed bandit does some nice stuff for people on occasion, especially people I have a feeling are new to the game. Btw, unless you chop that up into some paragraphs, people are gonna roll in here with "holy wall of text batman"s and "TL;DR" lol

I'd say instagram would be quite easy to pull this one off on. If you think the facebook crowd is bad.... oh boy...

You talk a big game all the time, yet I don't recall ever seeing you post a screenshot or video of your 1337 punching skills. Until you post a video or proof of said skills, it's just empty talk on the internet. :) btw i'm an astronaut

or find a splint or morphine and be a man

nah. I'm not friends with idiots fooled by HD graphics from a video game lol. sounds fun though. I'll have to find some really slow people to add on facebook and try this out :D

you do know steam has a built in screen shot button, right? And it would take the same amount of time to get that photo on here than it does to transfer it from your phone lol xD and well done sir

You sound like someone who gets shot in the knees a lot. and an option to respawn when crippled? that's so freaking lame and weak. If you're gonna off yourself when you're crippled at least make the effort to find a way to kill yourself, you big lazy. Some of us want this game to be a challenge I'm sure if they wanted you to respawn whenever it was inconvenient for you to do otherwise, they would have implemented it by now.

tear out their heart, and eat their children

how much gear they have, and whether or not they are of the unsuspecting personality... OH! and if they trust everyone :)

Y'know...I hate to be that guy, but this has been discussed several times. Did you try searching "trains"? :/ and as far as trains go, meh, I don't see it happening. Very campable, and probably a lot of technical, practical, and exploitable work-arounds that just aren't worth the time.

Right now the SKS is probably the most commonly used gun on people i have come across...or people that had the misfortune to come across me. I prefer the blaze for some odd reason, however. mainly because they won't pick it up half the time if someone kills me and it will still be there when i go back to my body, but something about it's stopping power and double-action awesomeness is just so sexy But i would have to say the SKS right now is the most well rounded gun in the game in my opinion

The ability to direct comm when dead. I love hearing a good nerd-rage

All of them. Seriously, all I did was stand in the middle of the road with my axe, in full view of all of these dead bodies and strewn about clothing, and they just kept running at me lol.

Dude, just...no. Tanks are not gonna happen, and there is no way to rationalize it to make it sound like this is a good idea lol.

"accidentally" *wink wink* ;) OMG HACKER!!!!!!!

So that's nice...a bunch of new guns and stuff... i'd much rather hear them say something along the lines of "we're fixing zombies glitching through walls next patch/soon!" or "you can't break your legs on stairs anymore!" or "You can't break your legs vaulting over a fence anymore!" or "we fixed the super duper easy-to-fix hanger glitch!" xD

hmm now that I think about it, if they were to implement some sort of system that would randomly select a certain percent of your stored loot in containers upon your death and delete them, or degrade the quality of said items by a degree per death, it would not only give insensitive for people to stay alive, but would also give some minor penalty for death. example: upon your death you return to your tent/container/handbasket/lockbox/hollowed out pumpkin and there is a message upon opening it that says something alone the lines of "It appears that this (storage device) has been looted/broken into/whatever etc.

I think we can all agree that a tank in this game is never going to happen. It would be too easy for a player to obtain a tank, and just roll up and down the coast killing new players. Not to mention a group of people could guard it and keep it going forever if they have the equipment etc. to maintain it. But on the flip side, it would be so loud and noisy it would be practically impossible to avoid if you know what to look out for. What's the point in rolling around in a tank if you can simply just go the opposite direction and wait for it to pass? and base building? forget about it. How on earth do you stop a tank from rolling through your shit in the future. Too OP. Shouldnt happen ever, as fun as I personally think it would be to be the one in the tank

it does. you die and lose all your stuff, and you're faced with the ego-crushing squeals of teenagers or arrogant douches in the background tapdancing on your corpse. this is enough of a consequence for me

Yes, in my wildest bambi-killing fantasies, this is a wet dream. But no. Never.

Coffee? Cure banditry? Nay sir, for I do not partake of the gross coffee stuffs. For me, this is DayZ without a french coffee press DayZ WITH a french coffee press lulz :D