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Draw distance has always been one of my biggest pet peeves with Arma and DayZ. Same with render distance as well. It's all so inconsistent. I can never tell how it's going to work

This is fantastic. I am definitely doing this next time I find an injection needle

This is awesome ...?

Hmmm...What an incredibly evil proposition. I accept.

Did you just make that for this thread... If so... WELL DONE!

Hail satan! ...or something. Not quite sure what you're going for there, but nice goat.

Ew...

why is boobies not an option?

The irony of this post is not lost on me

What? I was contributing to your conversation and saying you may be on to something. Am I not allowed to poke fun at your color coding while I'm at it? lol Kills two birds with one stone :)

https://mobile.twitter.com/dayz_tv So the bad news is in. The patch has been postponed. I did some digging and couldn't really come up with anything that explained as to why it was postponed, which got me thinking. Do you think it kind of sucks that the devs didn't really even give an explanation? I mean personally, if they're going to postpone the patch, I as a loyal customer and consumer would at least like some sort of "Hey, we had some blah blah engine blah sucks meh". But at the same time, I can understand that the developers technically don't really have an obligation to let us know why, as I'm sure they know a bit more about what they're doing (most of the time) than we do. And also, how many of you killed your characters in a ridiculous way in anticipation of the wipe for the new stable release? Thoughts?

Hmmm I think you are on to something there

"KoS is just weakness leaving the body." -George Washington

Is my character conscious of their weight or something that they need to curb their appetite?

This is MLG

You're one step closer to being one of us

SOME DAY WE SHALL RULE THE VAST LANDS OF CHERNAURUS, AND NONE SHALL STOP OUR SWATH OF VIOLENCE

Still waiting for them to remove: The Balaclava which can clip through hats Hats which can clip through the Balaclava Bandannas which clip through the Balaclava Vests which clip through shirts Character arms which clip through the sleeves of shirts at short distances Ghillie hood which clips through EVERYTHING Seriously...removing something because it cosmetically "clips" through something is literally the stupidest development protocol I've ever heard. I can't see that being useful in any way unless it contributed in some factor to server performance, but even then, who the heck is in charge of coding this game that a gas mask and a helmet slow down the game...lol I mean the motorcycle helmet-gas mask combo made sense, because you shouldn't have been able to wear a motorcycle helmet AND the gas mask at the same time, but the former, makes no sense.

Does this mean they're going to remove the bow, as it "clips" through my stomach?

I don't think you have enough guns there, Cheney

I didn't think human asexual reproduction was possible.

I wouldn't give a crap about the audio in the game if it wasn't directionally challenged. The VOIP is the best way to gauge a player's position lol. Half the time the zombies don't even sound like they're coming from the right direction.

I have never killed anyone in this game, ever.

My last few deaths in a nutshell. Death by hacker. Death by hacker. Death by glitch. Death by hacker. Death by lag. Death by game crash while unconscious/handcuffed/etc Death by hacker. Yeah this game can be rather frustrating.

No one likes a back seat moderator And I think you're blowing out of proportion the kinds of things people are mentioning. I don't think realistically we expect to be able to parkour around with a baseball bat while doing bruce lee moves. Blocking and a difficult-to-master parry system would be a welcome development to the melee system as opposed to the "omg click click click click + circle strafe" I mean if it means turning it into "soul caliburrrrr" fine whatever. Because the melee system now BLOWS. Like hardcore. I can't imagine them keeping it. People being athletic and dodging in a melee fight is not unheard of...if you got into a fight with someone would you just stand there and try to beat the crap out of each other while running in a circle? Thought not.