DeatHTaX

I think no one mentioned it because it has already been listed as an issue in the patch notes.

Dear Hunting, I think it's time we broke up...it's not you, it's...well...you. I am in love with Can of Peaches. He gives me everything you cannot, as you don't really work that well right now. Maybe some day when you're more practical I shall return to you Sincerely, DeatHTaX wait...OH! You said DEER hunting. Silly me.

Oh and it's not really an issue, but I hate the new hunger and thirst system. I literally take 2 drinks and I'm stuffed for like 15 - 20 minutes. There was a point in time I was Hungry and Dehydrated in the yellow and was stuffed... Makes absolutely no sense.

if only we were so lucky

They weren't very good shots, that's for sure...or very smart

I have also noticed MASSIVE desync issues on high pops after the new patch. I saw a guy in a field 20m away from me looking at Grimey Rick, who was in the opposite direction, while he was trying to run him over with the truck, and his shots hit me and killed me. I've also noticed people lag across my screen like they were horribly desynced. Did not happen until this patch.

I have swung many an axe...and none of them made any noise. Devs must be using a special nerf whistler version of the axe. I really don't care either way...just hilarious the devs think the axe needs a swinging noise. Meh.

How do I climb a letter? Silly...you put MAIL in letters...you can't climb them. ....what?.... OH LAD-DER. Got it.

Really? Interesting, because weapon swapping has become abysmally worse for me, as well as a couple of my other friends. My character will regularly pull out a gun or tool etc after I have hit the hotkey once, and then he'll put it away immediately. Not to mention I have to press the god damn button like 10 times to even get them to pull it out

Yeah idk what they did, but the zombies are all kinds of jacked up now.

Well there's this... Reset my character after the crash. I'm also unable to launch my game from Steam again after the update. I have to go into the folder directly and "Run as administrator" the BE file. My game has also been randomly crashing with no error message whatsoever, both from the actual game and from the server browser.

Ha with good ol' BattleEye, you don't have to worry about doing anything to get banned lol. Sometimes it will just happen for no reason xD

Gooooood... Gooooood....

It would WILDLY affect PvP. It is so incredibly difficult to shoot someone who is sprinting at full speed dodging back and forth. The fact someone with an axe can easily kill someone with a mosin or a blaze, or shotgun, is mainly due to the poor sprint mechanics. I can't tell you how many times I've almost died trying to kill some new-spawn who is circle strafing me with an axe. It is only sensible to think the devs have plans to fix these movement mechanics in the long run. I would like to see them implement some sort of system similar to the way characters move in GTA V.

He just asked a question, man...we've had worse

Zombie skin DLC, exclusive weapons, grumpy cat gun skin camos, mountain dew promo codes, and a huge talent tree for leveling your character.

This game needs a Toyota 4Runner...the true end of the world vehicle!

Boneboys damn near never answers his PMs. Send it to Kichilron or Steak and Potatoes, or anyone else with a light blue name. They are rather active and will get back to you in a timely fashion. Also, INb4 this thread gets modified/removed for listing hack-types :P

So I guess we should all just stop talking about everything in the game right? Because it's all not done? Forums are for discussing things. Contribute to the conversation, or there's the door, sir.

Now if they could just iron out the whole banning people for no reason thing with BE I think we'll be good.

So I haven't touched my dayz in about a week and a half because I haven't had internet. So when I went to start it up today I've been getting this Verified my cache, didn't work. Uninstalled and reinstalled dayz. Didn't work. So I'm not quite sure what happened between last thursday and now, but somehow a magic file gnome has rearranged my stuff. I did run a defrag the other day, but I can't see how that would have anything to do with this.

I'm loving this non-word phase you're in right now

Glitches like that are never really a priority for them.

SO! I just got back from my week and a half without internet and I'm ready for some new and improved (hopefully) DayZ. But...since I'm going to be a newspawn, I would like some ideas from my beloved community on what I should do. My favorite suggestion will be recorded and I'll post it when I do it! This is your chance to make me look stupid(er). Let's do this. Oh and the winner gets to scratch Steak's beard. (god I'm so bored)