munchyuk

too right, keep it firmly in hand lad..... FIRMLY

Wow, it's pretty shocking to see how little of last years timeline actually made it into the game...

i froze yesterday while surrounded by fires, couldn't warm up no matter how many i built/how close i sat to them. Does burning yourself actually hurt you at the moment? RIP my dodgey akm with the terrible parts, you may have been inaccurate as hell, but you did save me from a few KoS'ers =(

I got a good-un. I play prettymuch pure hero, so killing is a pretty rare thing for me (i say rare, but I've played about 250 hours, so i must have wasted about 20-30 ppl now). I was in Severograd in an earlier patch, had a mosin, few other bits and bobs, not fully geared but good enough. Outside the police station i run into a naked bambi, he runs at me fists up like the douche he clearly is, and after a few attempts to tell him to back off, i waste him. Unbeknown to me this is all being watched, after a fire a shot into the rambo-bambi's chest the air explodes around me with m4 bullets (m4 was the only auto weapon in the game at the time, and still very common). I litterally have no idea wth is going on, and start panic sprinting towards bushes and cover. Once behind a house i fire off the remaining bullets of my mosin into some random trees, with no idea where the enemy are. I manage to escape into the train station undetected and start making my way out of the area, as stealthily as possible. As i approach the edge of the train yard i see another bambi, this time weilding a baseball bat running at me, this one screams "I'm friendly" in a 12 year olds voice with his weapon raised, while making a b-line for my face. Obviously I am not fooled, i raise the mosin, casually, no worries, he's not even zig zagging. I take aim, pull the trigger...... Click, i never fucking reloaded it. His bat connects with my face and I am left staring at the "you are unconcious" screen, all the while wondering why i bother being nice. To my suprise i awaken quickly, and find the guy mid-looting of me. I spring to my feet, and try to reason with the little twat. He raises my mosin and points it at my face laughing, I wish there was a minimum age that people were allowed to use a pc for gaming, so i wouldn't have to deal with cretins like this. He pulls the trigger....... Click. He didn't take my ammo.... The melee battle which ensues is hilarious. I play DayZ on a pc with a buggered gfx card, which after approximately 40 mins of playing, reaches roughly the temperature of the surface of the sun, and FPS lowers to around 3-5, not great for pvp. This of course doesn't make the game particularly easy to play, so the mellee battle is long.... very long. During the whole fight I am trying to pursuade him to just drop the rifle and walk away, i won't even kill him, he refuses and continually screams "just kill me already!" repeatedly. His attitude is so depressing i eventually concede, and once i knock him unconcious i finish him off. Actually, that wasnt my favourite kill, i sprayed into a random bush once with an sks and a dead man fell out of it. But this ones a better story

you can find a tank easy enough if you search sheds. 1 jerry full jerry can is 1/4 tank, which will get you a long way. just remember to keep an eye out for gas stations when you first get it and you'll be all good