Smokey420 (DayZ)

The new handicap looks like a guy running animation

I'd like to see the chainsaw dildo from san andreas added to the game. there's bound to be at least one kinky housewife who had one and left it behind once the apocalypse broke out

The only jacket that keeps you from freezing is the big ass one that makes you look like the michelen man. And those are pretty hard to come by. You also cant use a vest with them either.

Looks good Smokey420 Approved

god damn. it would be sofa king amazing to have an environment like that movie. atm it doesn't even feel like an apocalypse game the way it is.

It was unplayable for me until I used this guide and made some tweaks. http://dayzintel.com/dayz-standalone/dayz-standalone-performance-guide

I'd rather have the devs fix the core elements of the game before adding more clothing.

Get rid of hypothermia or at least make it less common I just started playing again and I've died 3 times today due to hypothermia. I honestly doubt anyone likes this feature. It's too hard to find a box of matches and an axe quick enough to cure yourself. It wouldn't be so bad if it took at least 24 hours real time to get hypothermia.

nobody likes a backseat mod nobody not even the mods

Yes, I would love to poop in this game. I can't wait till I can knock out a fresh spawn with my fists and then take a huge steaming shit on their face for them to wake up too. Srs

i never went to sleep and i really do

all i heard was blah blah blah im a whining bambi

most north koreans dont even fuckin have internet and your avi makes me want to punch you in the face as well as your way of typing/talking

since they walk through walls and are glitchy as fuck, id like them to be nerfed down. if they weren't glitchy, i'd be fine with the zeds in the current state

I want to see more destroyed buildings like the hotel in cherno.

the .22 will blow heads clean off. try it next time you get in a firefight. one shot one kill

Ever since I found a mosin + bipod + pristine LRS, I've been killing fresh spawns on their way to the ship from berezino. I have over 300 confirmed kills. I take their shirts as a souvenir. They almost never have anything else but a shirt and jeans, but it's great target practice. I got 50 kills today. Srs. if you haven't tried this yet, I suggest you do. Good fun.

BAMBI DETECTED

stop being a carebear and start slaughtering the masses with your weapon

nope. got rid of it myself because it's a low blow and i feel bad for him because playing a video game is always useful right?

this your vid? LOLL this has gotta be the corniest shit ive ever seen. cringeworthy as fuck/10. you carebears/justice league take this game too seriously.

lol @ all the carebears & the justice league taking this so personally

I wanna cut players heads off with my axe and throw it at people or carry it around with me for good luck

how am i supposed to provide proof? it's not like the standalone has a murder count