Martmital

I spawned in taking damage from a zombie 20m away... good times.

I still just ignore em and carry on about my business.

So glad I don't have a Facebook....

1. Bike 2. Tent 3.Hunting/Fishing 4. Boat 5. Parrot

Happened twice earlier on in the day, been fine all evening.

Brilliant!

I can't shoot for shit... makes no difference to me where I need to aim.

Do they actually produce a visible explosion now? Every time I've blew one up I just got that silly pop up telling me something is missing.

You can tell who runs what, those running while looking at the ground, they using AMD! I feel like Billy Big Balls when I hit 20+FPS...

DayZ hates AMD, so we will have to suffer for a lil while yet!

I can programme my TiVo box to record stuff I actually want to watch!

This forum attracts a high percentage of programmers...

Started work without having a cup of tea first... you give real builders a bad name!

See, positive thinking right here, you Negative Nancy types need to take note of this guy!

aint logged on for ages, so everything is great.

As a player who as been shot many times by friends, I say nope...

I hit a 313m headshot with the fragged out USAS on Battlefield 3. My most proudest gaming moment to date!

Seriously Chimp... how long you had the game?

I thought we just went to big cities to die. People loot them?

Just give em the finger. Separates the true hero from the wannabe hero.

Fallout was mentioned in the OP...

On steam is states that reaching beta will take up to and over a year.

Like I said, all it will be is a bunch of people standing around being told what to do by you. With everyone but your gang at a disadvantage. Ruling out Cherno or Elektro is the same as ruling out the Airfields and the Military bases... don't exactly narrow it down a great deal.

is there one anywhere?

Nah, i don't need little buffs here and there from the game determining how i should feel.