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Martmital

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  1. Martmital

    How careful are you?

    not very...
  2. Martmital

    The Fist Bandit - Having Fun With Dem Thangs

    Oh so you ran the other way, only to run into another group... good. Please don't bullshit, you have no clouds... how can it be maxed out?
  3. Martmital

    Meanwhile..in the mil building

    Reminds of the night I decided to use the public toilets rather than a phone booth on a night out...
  4. Martmital

    The Fist Bandit - Having Fun With Dem Thangs

    wow, find a group and then run the other way... I stopped watching. Also, turn your graphics up, that shit is an insult to the hard work put into making DayZ look pretty.
  5. Martmital

    Sun position

    Clouds move east to west or west to east. Can never remember. Often gets me lost. So turn ya clouds back on...
  6. Martmital

    Meeting my first human player

    You never tell anyone what you have and don't have...
  7. Martmital

    Shipwreck, am I the only one?

    All the fucking time... my mate has to come find me and guide me back most of the time.
  8. Martmital

    So what happens when zombies can run up stairs?

    Ive seen numerous zombies leap to their deaths from buildings since the respawn was added
  9. Martmital

    So what happens when zombies can run up stairs?

    As long as they break their legs on stairs as well, I don't mind...
  10. I quite like the red stream of soon to be death...
  11. It'd be better if we skirt round this issue...
  12. Martmital

    How to be a idiot ...

    Me and Morgan Freeman got stabbed in the back last night... Moral of the story: Never trust the Irish accent!
  13. Martmital

    The rarest sh*t I ever found

    Found a stab vest before, left it where it lay. Never found the riders jacket.
  14. Martmital

    Perks/skills/professions/stats

    Nope, we are all spawned the same, we all die the same. The only difference should be the gear you carry and the skill you have at the game.
  15. Martmital

    Crafting a small stove from an empty can

    Just throw ya can of beans into the fire for a bit. Used to do it all the time as a kid when we went camping. Much easier than crafting...
  16. Martmital

    Getting killed by nothing ?!

    Hi there, welcome to DayZ.
  17. Martmital

    On the Topic of Vehicles

    I can't imagine riding a push bike in DayZ is much fun past the first 10 minutes of finding one...
  18. Martmital

    Arma3 Third person fix mod...thoughts?

    Finally, after a gazillion posts you are starting to understand. I still don't think this 'fix' of a non-problem would be aesthetically pleasing though. I'm sure when it gets opened up to modding this will be one of the first things added. You can run around safe in the knowledge that only people you can see can see you. If you actually have anybody else on your server that is...
  19. Martmital

    Arma3 Third person fix mod...thoughts?

    In that case block the terrain from my vision too. I can't see it from 1PP so why should I be able to see it with 3PP? You can't half-arsedly use such logic.
  20. Martmital

    Arma3 Third person fix mod...thoughts?

    A damn sight less than having something suddenly pop into existence.
  21. Well seeing as the pistols are all 2x2 then it comes as no surprise the holster can't carry the sawn off.
  22. Aint the sawn off 4 slots, just horizontally spaced rather than a square?
  23. Martmital

    Toilet system

    Seriously, why do people want to spend a few minutes of their game time watching their dude squatting in a bush or pissing up the side of a building? I just don't get it...
  24. You are mistaken, unless I'm mistaken and they have sneakily added it.
  25. Fire in the air and then chuckle to myself as the other guy shits his pants...
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