Martmital

It's no joke bro...

dumb ass, the belgies are the parent company!

lithium is worth far more than opium in this modern age.

Would be Russian actually, Not to mention that Hitler had given up on Britain by the time you boys jumped in...

Oil from Iraq, lithium from Afghanistan!

My missus is Lithuanian, she can spell better than me.

couldn't give a shit about grammar, this is the internet... pointing out a spelling mistake on the other hand will help the dude in the future.

There is already a reason... the smug satisfaction!

if they are never corrected they'll continue to spell shit wrong...

If you don't put yourself into those situations, you'll never get over it.

paid*

I was wearing nothing but me kecks and a ballistic helmet on the ship, my mate shot me! How many black men wearing nothing but underpants and a helmet is there gonna be in the same fucking area...

I've got a stutter, it often gets me killed...

punch em in the face then leg it... much like real life fighting.

i often carry two primaries...

seems pretty apt for this thread...

Do people play the game non-casually?

it isn't their religion, it's just the fact they are arseholes...

no, much like using a real map you need to pinpoint a landmark. Clouds move east to west, if you are heading into the sun, you are heading in a southern direction. Bitch don't need no compass now dawg...

ask em to type in direct chat...

there is no objective in the game, you make up your own. Cherno, Elektro, Air base's or any of the big places you will find people, when you do find em please don't come back here and complain about it though...

because in the mod loot respawned, in standalone it does not (at the moment, and fuck having guns near the coast anyway, just asking for grief). yes there is a map function, you just have to find the map pieces or use the dayzdb map.

It's pretty much impossible for anyone to give you any other advice really. I have badass internet and it still bites me in the arse at times. fingers crossed for you bro!

I'll let you into my secret... find the coast then run in the opposite direction, works a treat every time!

Belgians are meant to be nice too...