Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Theres a reason men dont sit while peeing, its called acute boneritis, you dont wanna swing that thang all over them shitty toilets. So whoever made this sign either has a micropenis or is just 100% impotent.

So let me get this right you want to make the map even larger and spend 45mins to run 3km!????!

Even an MMORPG from late 90's solved combat loggin so i dont see how hard can it be for DayZ, in ultima online you had to be near a bed to log off instantly otherwise your character would stay ingame for a while. And Ultima was as pretty much as brutal and unforgiving as DayZ is. Just add sleeping bags and sleeping in houses, you would need to deploy a sleeping bag to sleep in the wild, and if you are not near a deployed sleeping bag or a house bed your character stays ingame for like 2mins. ''

This is also the area where half of the server population of 40 can be found at any given time. Chernarus is just way too enormous for 40 people, i feel like playing SP most of the time, a small island map would be far better but im afraid we have to wait a year or two for that to happen.

They should seriously add a option to bang yourself in the head with a flashing until you lose conciousness or maybe swallow the 9v battery and die from chemical poisoning or something, because getting glitched and breaking my legs in the middle of nowhere makes me mad as hell, also spawning in the same villages and doing the same long run again is so boring i just head to a high place and jump off or find some newspawn raping bandit to kill me.

You wot m8? It was probably some imposter trying to smear my fine name and reputation, i have way more class than that.

OH MA GERD I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT FIXED , I BOUGHT ALPHA GAEM WHY U NO FIX ROCKET??!!! I DEMAND REFOUNDS!!!11 90% of the threads in general discussion described above.

Trying to hold people up or shout hostile, which i think is probably the dumbest rule ever, aint worth it as long as this lame ass combat logging and ghosting is a viable option to these pussys. Just shoot and ask questions later.

Nice, hav beans for the effort, but i always wondered, are there any other uses for books? Can you use them to craft something? I always end up ignoring them completely because they take up way too many backpack slots. :(

That gpu is pretty bad for gaming, i dont think you can get decent 30fps outta that thing, have you tried running the arma2 demo? I know DayZ is more demanding, but if you cant run arma2 at playable fps you most def cant play DayZ with that machine.

Hahaha, this is gold! Poor kid, he probably shat himself when that pants drama went down!

If you play like a pussy avoiding everyone and hoard all the best gear its gonna be way more frustrating WHEN the inevitable happens, better play the hell outta that character, go kill some baddies or torture newspawns, whatever rocks your boat.

Its that 1st person dude, when everyone is on even terms (=i see you, you can see me) nobody dares to take the first shot.

Biatch please, my laptop cpu is at 90-100C when in DayZ and 70-80s when idle, i think it produces more heat than the actual heating system of this house.

You mean those things that follow you around making weird noises and try to hug you? And then drop dead after 1 shot? I always wondered what their purpose was in this game... :huh:

Barns maybe? Thats the first place i would go looking for one.

Oh wow a thread with no whining or bitching about x game feature or x type of players or anything else, you sir deserve my beans.

How can anyone be against vehicles?? Unlike berry picking, they really are a must have, especially for this huge ass fucking chernarus map.

God no, why do people want every known ww2 weapon in this game? Lets just stick to the soviet bloc & modern guns please, if you want your fucking ww2 fix go get it somewhere else, the lee enfield in the mod was a huge fuckin immersion breaker for me, wtf is a british ww2 rifle doing in a ex-soviet state? Only ww2 weapons that would make sense to add to this game would be the nagant revolver, tokarev and MAYBE ppsh41, they fit the geographical location, they were mass produced by the millions and are still very much around in huge surpluses, unlike some ww1 era german pistol.

Srsly you whine about getting KoSed in a 40/40 server and yet you dont wanna play on a lets say 15/40 server, thats just stupid.

Abandoned stripclub or brothel would be great, with topless zombie strippers still wandering around with pantyhose and higheels, also you could loot the place for whiskey and find a very rare giant black dildo, then you could forcefeed the black dildo into another survivors mouth making him choke to death. That would be awesome.

i have been KO'd many times IRL, so i can confirm its realistic and not OP at all :thumbsup:

I dont see why tanks are a such BIG NONO, just make them spawn as detracked, with broken engine or somethin like that to make the player spend time and effort in hunting parts and repairing it, and they should be super rare and only have like 3-5 shells in them or hundred rounds for machinegun and ofc always low on fuel because they do like 5 miles to gallon.