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Theres a reason men dont sit while peeing, its called acute boneritis, you dont wanna swing that thang all over them shitty toilets. So whoever made this sign either has a micropenis or is just 100% impotent.
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Sprint speed and map size
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar replied to jasher11's topic in General Discussion
So let me get this right you want to make the map even larger and spend 45mins to run 3km!????! -
Pending Changelog: Experimental Branch: 0.33.114782
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar replied to rocket's topic in News & Announcements
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Combat Logging Will Increase With Update: Log Out Timers
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar replied to Solopopo's topic in General Discussion
Even an MMORPG from late 90's solved combat loggin so i dont see how hard can it be for DayZ, in ultima online you had to be near a bed to log off instantly otherwise your character would stay ingame for a while. And Ultima was as pretty much as brutal and unforgiving as DayZ is. Just add sleeping bags and sleeping in houses, you would need to deploy a sleeping bag to sleep in the wild, and if you are not near a deployed sleeping bag or a house bed your character stays ingame for like 2mins. '' -
How Big Is The World Right Now?
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar replied to nvrsbr's topic in General Discussion
This is also the area where half of the server population of 40 can be found at any given time. Chernarus is just way too enormous for 40 people, i feel like playing SP most of the time, a small island map would be far better but im afraid we have to wait a year or two for that to happen. -
If I Spawn In Solnichniy One More Time I'll Puke.
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar replied to roflcopter127@yahoo.com's topic in General Discussion
They should seriously add a option to bang yourself in the head with a flashing until you lose conciousness or maybe swallow the 9v battery and die from chemical poisoning or something, because getting glitched and breaking my legs in the middle of nowhere makes me mad as hell, also spawning in the same villages and doing the same long run again is so boring i just head to a high place and jump off or find some newspawn raping bandit to kill me. -
Hot Spawning, Ghosting, Combat Logging. @@@
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar replied to MethHeadMario's topic in General Discussion
You wot m8? It was probably some imposter trying to smear my fine name and reputation, i have way more class than that. -
Hot Spawning, Ghosting, Combat Logging. @@@
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar replied to MethHeadMario's topic in General Discussion
OH MA GERD I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT FIXED , I BOUGHT ALPHA GAEM WHY U NO FIX ROCKET??!!! I DEMAND REFOUNDS!!!11 90% of the threads in general discussion described above. -
Anyone still noticing servers that do this?
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar replied to hatesauce's topic in General Discussion
Trying to hold people up or shout hostile, which i think is probably the dumbest rule ever, aint worth it as long as this lame ass combat logging and ghosting is a viable option to these pussys. Just shoot and ask questions later. -
DayZ Standalone: COMPLETE list of all the books in the game and screenshots of their cover!
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar replied to marsmars's topic in General Discussion
Nice, hav beans for the effort, but i always wondered, are there any other uses for books? Can you use them to craft something? I always end up ignoring them completely because they take up way too many backpack slots. :( -
Can my computer run DayZ ?
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar replied to Spidersouris's topic in General Discussion
That gpu is pretty bad for gaming, i dont think you can get decent 30fps outta that thing, have you tried running the arma2 demo? I know DayZ is more demanding, but if you cant run arma2 at playable fps you most def cant play DayZ with that machine. -
meet Alex - funniest dayz video i've seen yet..
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar replied to irl-calibre's topic in Gallery
Hahaha, this is gold! Poor kid, he probably shat himself when that pants drama went down! -
Have you ever been scared to continue?
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar replied to Snake2356's topic in General Discussion
If you play like a pussy avoiding everyone and hoard all the best gear its gonna be way more frustrating WHEN the inevitable happens, better play the hell outta that character, go kill some baddies or torture newspawns, whatever rocks your boat. -
Something is very wrong with DayZ
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar replied to Publik's topic in General Discussion
Its that 1st person dude, when everyone is on even terms (=i see you, you can see me) nobody dares to take the first shot. -
CPU usage after 2 min is 90%
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar replied to John_Menhauzen's topic in General Discussion
Biatch please, my laptop cpu is at 90-100C when in DayZ and 70-80s when idle, i think it produces more heat than the actual heating system of this house.