Scruffy_Sanchez

Completely off topic but I cringed at this. On a side note, is that method still less than productive?

Agree 100%Personally I want to see a "Screamer" type of zombie. Nothing freaks me out more than a zombie running full sprint at me while screaming at the top of its lungs. Also would obviously attract other Zombies, "State of Decay" had something similar but nothing of that Caliber.

I had that happen as well. I respawned feeling a tad unmotivated by random deaths, found a shortly restarted server. Went up to the nearest town and found an axe and a burlap sack. Put the sack on my head for the lulz and noticed that there was at least half a dozen zombies roaming around, so I put them down Gladiator style while listening to, "Eye of the Tiger". Made for a completely different experience and had a blast.

All of my desync issues seem to come from randomly joined servers. However I play at a local Wifi watering hole so their bandwidth can be flakey *shrug*. I have had two odd issues from a desync. After a desync (borderline D/C) everything leveled out but my character started moaning from pain, thinking I'm bleeding from an invisible wound I bandaged with no result. The second one was similar, desync almost to a D/C then leveled out. Only difference I had several zombies aggro'd when the desync began. After it stabilized I still had the audio from 3-4 zombies going nuts on me yet I was receiving no damage and they physically weren't around. Re-logging didn't solve it so I offed myself.

I've never died from logging in, I have logged in waiting at the black "Please Wait" screen while listening to some munchkins giggling. When my screen finally loaded it just changed from "Please Wait" to "You are Dead". Little nose pickers killed me before I could even See! Meh, jokes on them. I shat my pants when I died.

Personally I've never had much action in the Mod. SA however has been slightly entertaining. So I'm sitting inside the Jail at NEAF having found an empty M4 at a school not far off when I hear moaning from a wounded player. Scared the living crap outta me since it was a night time server. I snuck into the room across from the stairs and saw a standing fully kitted player on the strip bleeding. Frantically I looked around and managed to find a 10 rnd clip, pointed the rifle and looked down the sites. "This player hasn't moved", I thought to myself. Just standing there....bleeding to death. I go outside and carefully introduce myself over the mic, no response. He has an M4 out but not pointed anywhere. I get brave and sneak up inch by inch, drop a bandage and tell him to take it. No response, nothing at all. So I go and sit near this player and start talking about life and how the game is. Most have probably figured out, this was the bug where a player is dead standing up and I didn't know about it. Lol, feel like such a complete retard. Anyway I got bored and logged out. Now onto the pants-less murder attempt. I log onto a Day server and my guy is chilling in a corner of the same jail. I loot the rooms and check upstairs. As soon as I get to the second floor I see the lower naked half of a player with everything else still on him. "Very puzzling", I thought. I then hear footsteps and see in chat, "I'm Friendly, I'm Friendly" . I see a player with a Python walking up the steps. Must have been from over seas or something because I got the impression English definitely wasn't his native language. This makes me very uneasy as I'm a stealthy player and hate being confronted. A Million thoughts race through my head, I've never killed anyone. What do I do? What do I do?! I have my M4 out but not pointed, however I do keep my eyes on him at all times. I introduce myself to him through my mic and tell him I'm friendly. He gets upstairs and sees the dead player. "Uhhh, he was dead and naked when I got here", I stated. We then walk down stairs and Ive parked myself backed into the corner watching the door while he still types out in chat. He comes up near me and I watch in my peripherals as that Python is aimed then raises inch by inch towards my head. I don't know if he thought I was the killer or he just wanted better gear but I moved real fast as he fired. Luckily he missed. Literally shaking and can barely keep my mouse on the desk top I turn, couldn't manage to look down the rifle with all the adrenaline rushing through me. I unload the full clip (30 rnd at this point) from the hip into this guy. He rushing around behind the staircase but not before one round hits true and causes him to bleed. I reload and cautiously come up behind him and put some accurate rounds in the back of his head. He didn't combat log, and I didn't even check the body. I logged off because I was so shaken. It didn't irritate me that he tried to kill me, I understand why he attempted it. However it did irk me that he made me kill him, I just wanted to sit and talk about how crappy my job is. Lol

Google the Finnish farmer nicknamed, "The White Death". It would further entice you. Not only that but why not buy one? They're like 100 bucks and most come with the bayonet.

Use the rope that's already in game to sneak up and tie up their ankles, or as said above just sneak up and handcuff them. Would definitely be entertaining. I hope they set up zombies to reenact past events, like have a zombie beating on a closed door making it seem like a survivor had holed up in there. 'Course you could just have the zombie do that after you dart into a house and close the door. Would love to reenact scenes from old movies, all held up in a small house with dozens of zombies slowly surrounding it and beating in the door.

I was just thinking that earlier. Beans my good sir, beans.