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Cenobyte

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  1. ooh, steam just started auto-patching!
  2. "Turn on the power in electro"... Then can I hold the electricity ransom and bradcast from a backlit boardroom so all they see is a super sinister silhouette?
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    Dayz in real life

    Had to stop watching before I burst a lung from laughter. Awesome video :)
  4. I reckon there's a LOT they want to do before satisfying everyone's want for camps/bases/vehicles/etc. Personally I hope they don't come into the game until a lot later, when the servers are more stable/don't need to reset to respawn loot/zombies (can you imagine all the crying on the forums beasue "reset deleted my base" and such?), and the game's a bit more fleshed out. This isn't negative commentary on the devs though, you guys are doing an awesome job! Were it a bigger studio/company *cough*EA/Activision/Infinity Ward/Dice*cough* niggling issues like this would probably go unnoticed in lieu of an expansion pack or DLC to milk us of more money!
  5. So me and my clan were working our way through Electro yesterday. We had three guys up on Sniper Hill, two on the Hospital and I was on the school roof providing close-range overwatch. Laughs were had, beans were found, and banter was rampant. One of the snipers called out that I had a banbi (I'll call him "red beret bambi") heading up and he was bleeding out. I shouted out on voice for him to come up and I'd patch him up. Which I did, and gave him a tin of beans. As he wandered off he encountered another bambi, who quickly got murdered by a hostile sniper. Red Beret got spooked and cherged up onto my perch with his axe out despite my warnings for him not to. Before he could land a hit he was reduced to a red smear on the floor from fire at three angles. I warned you dude. At least I got my beans back though, even if they were ruined. Still sorry we killed you though :(
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    Bambi's, electo and snipers....

    come on, guys. I sorted it after i realised. no need to be a bunch of dicks about it -_-
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    Bambi's, electo and snipers....

    Sorry about that, postedd it on Reddit then copy/pasted over, didn't realise it'd be a twat :P
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    We NEED some way to identify heros and bandits.

    No. We shouldn't have any hero/bandit system. the only people you should be able to trust are yourself and your clan. Everyone else is a potential threat.
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    Corpses as decoys!

    Just an idea a few of us had over Teamspeak while lurking in Electro. Corpse + sticks + rope = decoy?
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    New Patch = Gift from God

    Still doesn't stop people combat logging, sadly. my gang was in a firefight in Electro last night/this morning, I was pinned down on the school, we had two guys on the roof of the hospital and three guys on Sniper Hill. Two ducked into a building out of our sniper's LoS and were never seen again. Regardless, it's a major improvment. that's the only instance I've seen of it since patch :) EDIT: In hindsight though, they might not've been combat loggers and just bugged out and left their mate to die. Either way, bastards xD
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    Corpses as decoys!

    Oh my god. xD
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    Akimbo Pistols

    Why than you! <3
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    Akimbo Pistols

    No. Just no. It's something that's been over-glamourised by games and Hollywood. Looks flashy to some, but inaccurate as hell and if you ask me just makes you look as much of a tit as turning the gun on it's side -_- Weaver stance or gtfo
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    The antihop/exiting timers..

    It's irritating, but I don't mind as long as it actually cuts down on the amount of combat and loggers and ghosters! If you get hit by the 5min cooldown there's plenty of things to do to pass the time.
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    Shooting yourself in the leg

    if they implemented this, and your gun did misfire, maybe add the "castrated" status? ;P
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    Changelog: Stable Branch: 0.33.114926

    found a flight helmet! Looks badass when combined with the gas mask!!
  17. Or are lots of the servers still down for patching? Sorry if this has been asked before (A forum search yielded no results)
  18. Possibly. I forgot to take into account that it's the day after patch day, so the servers are probably busier than usual while people gear up/find stuff to bitch and moan about :P
  19. Yeah, reset my router, turned off everything in the background, job lot!
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    How To Own Combat Loggers!

    Nice! My team got fucked around by a combat logger earlier tonight, will keep this in mind! Hopefully tomorrow's patch will be a step in the right direction towards dealing with them :)
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    Taurus Judge!

    One of my favourite revolver/shotgun-type things. In the real world Chambered to be able to fire either .410 bore shot shells and the .45 colt cartridge. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taurus_Judge
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    Gun Magazines

    I apologise, my knowledge of guns is more or less nonexistant. I always thought the two words were interchangeable. :x
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    Bad community

    I have to say: The amount of bile and toxicity some members of the game hold because it's not played how they want it to be is always amusing!
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    Gun Magazines

    If you're going for an M4, or the clip-fed pistol at least 2 mags. One speedloader should do for the revolver. EDIT: Damn you, Weedmasta! Beat me to it!! Have my beans for posting speed :P
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