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Trigger Hippy

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  1. Trigger Hippy

    To the Mod who sent me the warning

    I don't cry, I just wipe my eyes with the blood of your duck.
  2. Trigger Hippy

    To the Mod who sent me the warning

    I think your pony needs feeding...could be your mom...hard to tell.
  3. Trigger Hippy

    To the Mod who sent me the warning

    The brave man didn't leave a calling card
  4. Put on some old 3d glasses man.
  5. Trigger Hippy

    Ingrowing Toenails

    Folks, there comes a time when you drift into trying to make a reality show and not a game. People asking for babies and faeces and other traits of the species, but at the end of the day it is supposed to be fun and an interesting pun on the old run-and-gun. It rhymes. So it must be true.
  6. Trigger Hippy

    Ingrowing Toenails

    It's like that moment when you try playing The Sims, and quickly ascertain that the life/work cycle can be a ball-ache enough, but to want to then have the stress of organising other people's lives when I can't get past the lame-excuses-stage with regard to getting some exercise in my own friggin' life is intolerable. That's not a game, it's unpaid fking chores.
  7. Trigger Hippy

    Parasites

    Random spawning politicians.
  8. Trigger Hippy

    Books ? why they exist ?

    They are soft, strong, and thoroughly absorbent.
  9. Who said either bothered us? We're all naked under our jim-jams, and in the context of a video game graphic violence is great. What has it got to do with principles? Even if it had, who are you to judge other people's principles? It works both ways...some people find that thing you do with sheep offensive. ;)
  10. It's a game. Realism has to stop somewhere. I don't want servers to have monthly rampages of women hunting down sheep or cotton-wool. Where will it end? Remember to clean your ears in-game or you could get impacted ear-wax. Too much. Far too much, The danger is the game will get to the point where it is ultra real, but not fun. If a game isn't fun, it's unpaid work.
  11. Trigger Hippy

    Purge them all

    What has Steam got to do with it? Personally I got fed up with the "I-was-in-the-military-so-demand-respect-for-fuck-all' dickheads with their bad attitudes, over-inflated egos and heads firmly up their own arsehole that littered the ARMA community...so, swings and roundabouts. These people need to learn - Just because you were in the military, doesn't automatically mean you're not a cunt.
  12. Trigger Hippy

    Has Rocket set an ETA when tent spawns will be fixed?

    Are you playing on one of those private servers that kicks people when they join so the 2 remaining players can loot their way to orgasm, unhindered by gameplay?
  13. Do I want the next 'big thing' to be handcuffing people, stripping them naked and then shitting and pissing on them? Not so much.
  14. Trigger Hippy

    Sleeper Servers

    Great idea once we can dig foxholes/tunnels/make shelters and fortifications
  15. Trigger Hippy

    Broken Legs

    Not fair to introduce broken legs without suicide IMO, not when the cause of the broken legs (and subsequent 17 hour crawl) is often unwarranted.
  16. Trigger Hippy

    Nearly got an heart attack when entering a prison

    and what is wrong with that? It may not be how YOU want people to play the game...but you didn't buy it for him. Let him play it how HE wants to.
  17. Report you own post to a mod and ask them to delete it. the helpful souls have done it for me a couple of times.
  18. Trigger Hippy

    What's the most bizarre thing you've seen in game so far?

    I used to play Battlefield 2 competitively for a clan and I swear one of our servers was haunted. I'd be on their on my own and hear a buggy rev up in the distance and other noises. I didn't feel alone. As for DayZ...weirdest thing I have seen so far is a guy's head poking through a wall whilst he was glitching a view of his surroundings.
  19. Trigger Hippy

    Shopping cart/trolley!

    Stick a couple of fire-extinguishers on the back...Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
  20. Trigger Hippy

    I dont understand why there is no AUTO RUN KEY!!!

    Maybe people were offering you an alternative until the idea is implemented or not.
  21. If only it was set in a country that spoke fucking English, eh?
  22. Trigger Hippy

    I dont understand why there is no AUTO RUN KEY!!!

    Folded up Rizla packet does the job
  23. Wearing a UN beret is tantamount to ASKING to be shot IMO.
  24. Wearing a UN beret is tantamount to ASKING to be shot IMO.
  25. Change your name by clicking on the large name in the bottom-right of the loading screen.
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