Trigger Hippy

14 words. No.

Rocket got the last 'plane off the island. Didn't you hear? Off into the sunset to have fun with our cash.

Glitching a duping is exactly the sort of thing you should be trying. If you get it to work, report the bug. This is the Alpha stage so try to break the game, do unexpected things.

Good read. ps That's an interesting was to spell 'camouflaged' in your sig :D

In magazines, when they publish strained adverts pretending to be news, they at least put 'ADVERTISEMENT' at the top of the page.

If you bought a car that wasn't finished (as in your analogy) and complained it didn't work properly do you think the dealer would refund you?

Fixed

This post is better suited to your psychiatrist.

All you need is to find someone fully kitted and them be stupid enough to let you take an age to even hit them.

We call the capital of France Paris...as in Par-iss...only the French pronounce it Par-ee. Them and pretentious coonts.

I think he was being witty...as in Toys 'R' Us

Yes, but is it DayZee or DayZed!?!?!?!?

While you're at it, try 'relations rodeo'. Call her by her sister's/mother's name and see how long you can stay on.

My cat shared a cup of coffee with mine :(

I keep trying to hoard the first aid kits at work.

:D Don't forget to edit your original post and put 'SOLVED' in the title

Make sure you disconnect other controllers/wheels

In games, automatic weapons tend to be close-quarters weapons. The more powerful the weapon, the slower the rate of fire (to get some balance) all the way up to bolt-action rifles (what you really should be using for long-range attacks)

Run the game in the same resolution as your desktop?

Or 'No point coming on to a forum used to discuss bugs because asshats will glibly suggest you are whining'.

Head down, fists out, run at that wall like it was the last piece of cheesecake...and don't stop. Try to find a full an laggy server where your ping is fairly high.

Try setting your soundcard to record 'What you Hear' instead of the mic.

If I find another rifle that I have ammo for, I'll take it into hand and load it. OK, so I have to drop it to use something else, but it's an extra weapon. It will remain at my feet after log-off.

The irony of the rage wanting to quash the guy's right to free speech, over a picture of Hitler. Adolf would have been proud.

Hey! I just bought DayZ! *installs* ooooh! This looks cool. Hey! I have a torch! *bang* <You must wait 30 minutes to respawn> *uninstalls*