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Just wait until you are conscious again or hit respawn button.

You mean the exploit, that let's you copy your character while entering a server and then loot it. This one's old as f**k

Same for me! Everytime I switch to a diffrent server, a "You are unconscious" or "You are dead" message popup. After hitting the respawn button and waiting for 30 sec, all the same "You are dead" Only one server seems to work properly, but I won't to play on it, because it feels a bit laggy right now.

It's not a troll train, it just about penis comparison.

Start your game, change your settings, then switch back to desktop (via Alt+Tab), go to ...\Documents\DayZ\ and change properties of Dayz.cfg and Yourname.DayZProfile to read-only, hit ok or apply button.

Maybe a little offtopic, but how to switch the other sight on the ACOG?

Since this is the silly thread, where everyone can give dumb suggestions. How about we all stick together, kill all the zombies and establish a new society. :D PS: Please, let this thread die! <_<

Accidently drunk disinfectant spray in Cherno, dropped all my gear and run towards Electro. (I wanted to see how far I'll take it). Entered Electro and survided. ^_^ Got a worn long range scope, but warn is not as good as pristine. Therefore heading to the NEAF and got shot when opening main entrance to one of the prisons <_<

More towns? :o When they will be added?

Yep, same here.

You mean something like this?

I smell conspiracy. I bet this has something in common with the creepy radio signals one can hear at night.

You did a great job killing an unarmed player. There are bandits and kos player and then there are players like you, who really suck.

OMG! That was so 0.28.113734 <_<

Did you open the cans by yourself or were they open?

I believe this thread will die as soon as this magical armband from unicorn land will be implemented into DayZ

If DayZ is to hard, try another game.

Seriously? <_<

You play as a bandit? Who cares?

Haha, I see it coming. After bambis have cried a lot in the forum about kos. No bandits start crying about pos. :D

Think about it! ;)

I don't remember who is using this signature, but currently it fits. Serious people take things seroiusly. :rolleyes: Why don't start a poll,asking people to choose whether they want your suggestion to be implemented or not. Because this (meanwhile) 27 pages long thread leads to nowhere. PS: And btw, the whole bandits wear "bloody" / ruined clothing isn't a bad idea. This might bring some new dynamics into the game. I can imagine, some bandits hold up a nice guy, handcuff him, change his clothing and then letting him travel along just to watch him being beat up by heros, thinking he is a bandit. :D

I just can speak for myself. I'm not a bandit nor a hero. But if someone is doing a stupid move, he will earn a bullet through the head. For me it doesn't matter, whether he is fully geared and wearing camo or he is wearing a fancy armband, which indicates that he is might be a good guy. I don't trust anyone, whom I don't know. :D

Wow, then it's easier as I've thought. Someone wears camo and gasmask, he's definitely up for no good. Strange, I'm quite sure, last time I've been shoot by a guy wearing blue jeans and an orange raincoat. Must be something with my eyes or at least with my graphic settting in game. I either don't know if brain flu has already been implemented or the gasmask is providing a suitable protection against it. But as soon as it will...Boy...there will be a lot of bandits around. :huh: PS.: I wonder whether the skin color of a player's character also shows his intensions. <_<