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IDK any solutions all I can think of is try find a good server near you if you already haven't tried. Find one with the LOWEST possible ping for. I know its not much and you probably already tried but I'm saying it just in case you haven't. I hope someone can help you out.

Dude you got your priorities all out of whack man. Next you'll tell me that oh I should eat some dinner before i sexy time my lady friend rrriiiggghhttt not gonna happen. To be serious though I am always well feed and armed to where I am not worried about anything in life other than...HIGH FASHION! Also I so want them to add peeing and pooping to the game. See once they add infections to the game it would make for some serious repercussion if not wiped and washed proper. Also toilet paper would be THE hot commodity can you imagine seeing bandits holding people up for TP? You would hear on direct "HEY FREEZE! You got any TP mother fluffer? GIVE ME THE TP NOW! I got a turlte head poking out man make it snappy!" it would be so much fun. Then you could say "no just kill me man I'm cool with it BUT you willl ruin the tp so eff off." Then you walk away as he shits his pants lol good times, good times.

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Go to the newest video on what medical items to keep and throw out for now it will tell you in detail about the new saline bag. Also if you already haven't check out all his other guides you should as they will save your life more than a gun or axe ten times over. http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/159251-merinos-in-depth-video-guides-updated-jan-22nd-all-medical-items-to-keep-or-not-to-keep/ But for a quick response saline use to give you 5000 blood basically filling it ALL the way up. It was clearly a typo in the code and has been brought down to its right number of 500. This is not a nerf its fixing a problem some noob (not really just kidding) made.

I think that maybe the cleaning kit is not working right, right now as made obvious above :rolleyes: . I want to say you have to use it on your gun once it gets to worn status and maybe it will maintain it at worn. I also think that since they added a light blue damp status effect on clothes under your pristine status, maybe they have a dirty effect for guns. Then once you have that status show you can use the cleaning kit and it wont make your gun worn. I dont know though these are just my thoughts on the matter.

Nope you can break out of handcuffs it just takes FOREVER I put my friend in a worn pair took a good 5 mins I believe. Now maybe pristine handcuffs could not be breakable but I think they are going to have max security handfuffs added for unbreakable cuffs.

Also if you take the ammo out of the box guys it is definitely ammo for the mosin. I think its just a typo for the box or something like that. I know people said that before but it still seemed some people didn't try to take it out of box to be sure.

I love you man been looking for an answer like this all night. People have said similar things but it is nice to hear it from the horses ass...I mean mouth. :P

I mean yes and no man come on be a team player. I some what agree but like man we should totally be working together like in some collective community man. See like the communists man may be dicks but at least they ALL help with gaming Alpha builds brahseph. We should want to help out man peace and love too bro. I mean I may pay for a 30 pack of beer doesn't mean I am not gonna help you find out if they are ALL flat stupid alpha beer.

WHY?!?! Awesome reply by the way made me laugh. Also my rebuttal.

Hey man I gave you some beans for that EPIC experiment of gravity you have in your signature keep up the good science bro.

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I don't think you can call the useless items useless because they may be useless to us but not to the dev team. They put items we cant use as place holders for the future and to cause massive speculation in the forums. (one of those is not true.)

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Anyone think it might be the server hopper fix in some issues people are having with loosing characters? If that's even implemented yet.

It kind of does but ya not your problem per say.

I think this might be that server hopper "fix" we heard about. I don't know though its just my friend and mines speculation on the matter. It also could just be servers coming back and maybe not stable and causing you to loose the data. It could also be just us being stupid and loosing our character to the whole it loosing our save but not really loosing it just re log problem. I would also like to know from a dev whats the deal with this and if this has been answered can someone show us the way to the post, thank you kindly.

Haha ya I know I'm just glad I have a decent grasp of the medical side of the game. I will for sure come on TS one day when ever I work up the courage to. I play games for a reason and its not because I'm a social person. :|

I am all giddy like a school girl man thank you, you made my day. :D

I was a bit late to this party! WOOT WOOT! I think Dean might have taken a page out of O'Reilly's play book.

It might be going live since they are moving on to another experimental build be cool if they are trying to stealth patch us add some excitement. Although we could just be really bored and be speculating out our butts hehe.

You did it again man keep up the great work & thank your assistants for kicking your ass.

The only way I see a defib "reviving" is if they are close to death and unconscious. What I mean is when someone is already really low on blood. That when he gets shot he looses enough blood and gets enough shock applied to be almost perma unconscious and loosing health then I can see it "reviving". Another would be lets say I get shot with a mosin the the head but am wearing a pristine ballistic helmet. After being shot in the head he also maybe got shot one more time and is bleeding out. They to get almost near death by loosing alsmot all there blood and health and have insane shock value. Something like this maybe the defib can "revive" someone from near death. Your above comment would be a great way to bring some one back from the brink but not save them once they have died. Now I'm pretty sure this is how it will work in the future but if your screen says you're dead you are DEAD. DO NOT pass go and collect 200 monopo greenbacks you can not comeback from death. We have been trying this for generations in RL it wont work there & its not going to happen in a Military sim. Also it very much should not be a death fix at all that is just not ARMA DAYZ MOD or DAYZ SA. I know it would be cool and all make things so much easier but alas that is not the way of the Mil Sim. Maybe in the future they can add an extensive medical system and complex wounds/death where some people could be brought back that might be interesting to see.

Thanks Merino was I correct in my explanation of things? If I was wrong please tell me so, thank you kindly.