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  1. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    How do I not panic/shake when I get in a gunfight?

    We all used to be like that. I remember having shot everywhere but the target, and end up trying to beat someone to death with my bandages... Panic is a natural response. The truth is I only became desensitized once I got into a LOT of gunfights, and afterwards it doesn't bother you anymore, You become used to the pressure of the situation. All or nothing, all the time. And you have to set your own ground rules, or law of armed conflict if you will... Like when you tell someone to put the gun down or put their hands up and they won't within 5 - 7 seconds, it's open season. Or if you shoot, you better kill me because otherwise I'm taking your beans while I let you bleed out near a pack of zeds. It helps to think more clearly about it.
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    Out of food, out of water, legs broken, trapped after falling. Help?

    You can always starve/dehydrate yourself. It takes a while but it gets the job done. You already came there starving and dehydrated so it shouldn't take long at all.
  3. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    I really want bayonets to work...

    I honestly want them to work, I feel like my options are so limited when it comes to hand to hand combat. I'm almost always forced to shoot vs being shot at then being able to bayonet someone or a zed. Hell I'd be satisfied with a butt-stroke or using the gun as a bludgeon if no ammo is available. Also they should have the same damage value as a splitting axe at least. Not a fire axe, but definitely a splitting axe. So many Ideas come to mind.... /sigh. Imagine all the bambis you could kill with a functioning bayonet.
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    What civ style weapons would you like to see?

    AK's. We are in russia but there is not a single AK. Much realism, so sense.
  5. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    Identifying Players

    Not tryin to break up the fight or anything, but after Dean leaves, Bohemia is gunna do whatever the player base wants, so they can squeeze out every single penny from us. And sadly, the player base wants little floaty name tags and team/ party identifcation methods. Just throwin that out there..... Please continue..... I'm just gunna eat mah beans over here :beans:
  6. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    Well what the f*ck is this?

    ALPHA It's the excuse for everything
  7. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    Long range skope (LRS) where does it spawn?

    It doesn't spawn anywhere.... it spawns in you. There's a long range scope in all of us. :beans:
  8. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    Identifying Players

    http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/162324-player-identification-and-classification-system/?hl=memory Boom.
  9. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    A letter to the dead guy

    To the 2 guys at the North East airfield. I don't feel sorry. You're 2 10 round SKS mags are nice and your beans were delicious :emptycan:. No need to call me a fag B) You should know by now if you go to Airfield it's KOS.
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    The most underrated City on the Map

    Svetlojarsk Seriously. The best city in Chenarus. Hands down. Weapons and ammo like there's no tomorrow, and enough food to put your grandma out of business. Clothes, equipment, the works. Go there. Thank me later. http://dayzdb.com/map/chernarusplus#7.139.021 Link to map in case you plebs don't know where this Olympia is. B)
  11. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    The most underrated City on the Map

    You spoiled it now :blush:
  12. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    SKS vs Mosin

    Yea but dat sound tho. The SKS has such a beefy sound to it, it's like firing 12 inch dildos with a bazooka. But the Mosin does look so sexy when it's painted..... I'm about to just toss a coin for it.
  13. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    SKS vs Mosin

    So I killed a guy at airfield and took his SKS (Just another routine Banditry). I got a spray painted Mosin with compensator but no scope, so I was wondering if it's a fair trade, or is one better than the other for keeps. SKS has bayonet but no scope. Also looted 2 10 round clips for it as well. Opinions are valued :D
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    PvE (only) servers.

    http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/158966-dayz-standalone-server-hosting-rules-server-reporting/ Nope.
  15. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    My very inglorious death

    So I was at Cherno, with my character who managed to survive on max population servers for roughly 3 weeks now. I wanted to try and find a pair of black cargo pants to fit the rest of my awesome full black outfit with M4. I walked into one of the warehouses where I wanted to look for the cargo pants, WHEN I FUCKING FELL OFF THE GOD DAMN RAILING and broke my fucking leg. Needless to say I had some morphine on me right? WRONG no morphine. Well no big deal let me make a splint that's just as good. Oh ruined rags..... And ruined bandages..... WHY THE FUck WAS MY WHOLE PACK RUINED??? FROM FALLING 2 GOD DAMN FEET???? Alright sailor, how bad do you wanna survive? Time to crawl your ass to a hospital or a barn to make a splint/ or get some morphine. You got this tiger, it's time to live. Oh fuck me, there's a Zed. And there's another one. Time to pop them with my .... RUINED M4???????? PANIC PANIC PANIC AXE, HALP MEH........... How the fuck is there 5 zombies on me?? Oh wait you can't swing your axe from prone position. Speed crawl away from them? Nope. The zombies shat all over me as I crawled there helplessly. And then.... after 5 minutes of crawling and getting mauled by a pack of zombehs..... YOU ARE UNFUCKINGCONCIOUS Oh god. I laughed and cried at the same time. By far the worst death I have ever experienced. So helpless. GG
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    My very inglorious death

    As soon as I stood up and try to swing it would put me back down again. I tried everything desperately.
  17. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    am i a bandit now?

    Electro = Airfield. KOS. Always.
  18. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    Do you feel forced to use a Mosin?

    Only because sniping has the advantage of stealth and lethal surprise. Survival just doesn't make it feasible to engage in open brute force close quarters combat with an m4.
  19. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    So how does one suicide these days ?

    Run into electro wearing pants.
  20. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    How I have stayed alive for 6 weeks on a single character

    I stopped right there. If you're not on a maxed out server it doesn't count. Anyone can survive in a medium to low populated server.
  21. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    Bambi's Knocking Out Geared Players.

    Is there any thread or rulebook that says you can't POS a geared player as a fresh spawn? No Are you stupid if you are geared and go to a coastal city and you still managed to get knocked the fuck out by a freshspawn? Absolutley The point is that there is no set of conduct to obey by when it comes to survival. Kill or be killed, or in this case punched or be shot.
  22. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    Bambi's Knocking Out Geared Players.

    All I see is people complaining about another legitimate survival tactic.
  23. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    Is there a benefit to surrendering gear?

    There's too many frankie wannabes that think they can hold people up or are under the illusion that people will comply. I have so far killed every attemptor captor. If you try to do this you have to make sure you are in a position of absolute advantage. Otherwise I will unload a 60 round clip on your lifeless body.
  24. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    Turn on post processing

    Getting the healthy status makes enabling post process obsolete, because I'm already aware of my health status. If you're in it for the game experience I don't recommend playing it like that just yet, because the screen bluriness is way to much for even minor damages or scratches.
  25. Gandalf the White (DayZ)

    How Many People Were Killed By You?

    Not more than 40 tops. I only have 80 hours played. I'd say about 32 of those were bandits and the rest are blatant murders/ fresh spawns.
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