If I borrowed my dad's razor, the blade with shatter into so many pieces your mind would explode with how tiny they are. My beard is something lumberjacks envy over. An entire ecosystem has made home to my beard and wars have been waged in the disagreement on what kind of conditioner best shines it. In all seriousness, the last thing I ended it with was "Go fuck yourself" and that is directed at you personally and every child that is unfortunate enough to call you it's father. another p.s. my dad skipped out to start another family and not pay child support so his razor would be cheap and full of child neglect so fuck that razor too Ill fucking edit this again just because I guess I need to say it to certain mentally challenged people. That part about me saying your opinion is valid when you create something half as awesome as these guys to have your opinion valid was directed at the whiners, criers, and the people who still say YOLO seriously only, and was meant to be taken lightly, as a joke, exaggerating how pointless and utterly meaningless the words that resemble shit fall from their lips (keyboards) are. If you want true progress how about you learn to talk to people in a manner that shows you aren't an entitled 16 year old girl who didn't get a new car for her birthday