Gimpylung

22 pages later and the bait is still working. In other news, I saw an empty tin of sardines on the footpath on the way to lunch today, I tensed up a bit.

This is the most bromantic thing I have ever read. However I fear my position as #1 enlightened in under threat. Is DrGonzo enlightened Blessed?

No Blessed, it was your opposite number at one point, a yearbook photo of George W. It always struck me as tragically amusing that such a dopey looking fool could end up as leader of the 'free' world. He is indirectly responsible for significantly more deaths than Ted however, as is Vladimir, although I suspect Vladimir has killed a few with his bare hands.

Acceptance of my limitations has purged my soul. We can't all be Blessed but at least we can be enlightened. I feel like I have joystick waggled my way to total victory in Daley Thompsons Decathlon gaining the third highest score of all time. If only the unbelievers would quit their skepticism and leave aside their demands for 'videos' and accept your Word and the Truth. 'Cool story Bro' has become their mantra as their dissatisfaction becomes more manifest, I pity them and their futile and cynical existences.

You honour a mere acolyte by addressing me directly, for this I give thanks. Yes indeed, I was that guy once. I was the guy that could fix your C64 datasette head with an expert twist of my trusty flathead jewelers screwdriver so it would load that dodgy tape that was copied on a crappy Sanyo dual tape deck. My other C64 owning luddite friends were in awe of my skills and general greatness. But those heady days of brilliance and expertise are gone, only yesterday I got an alert telling me my graphic drivers needed to be updated...and I ignored it! What have I become, a mere husk of faded greatness. My eyes once had a spark of life to them, now they are merely lifeless holes that echo the void that lies behind them. But you have kindled hope in me, a long dead flame is reignited. I can never be what was once possible but I can at least aspire to improve. I will follow you, I will worship you, just knowing you exist and that expertism has been personified in your being gives my existence meaning. I will call you Blessed and continue to covet the nuggets of your wisdom.

I'd like to thank Mooky and Itchy for a wonderful thread and fine parody. So many little trolls taken in by the expertism of our 2 heroic anti-trolls. In my youth I aspired to your levels of expertism, finishing many a game on my C64(except Double Dragon II, damn those Elvis lookalike bosses) I let myself slide however and now I look at you 2 guys and I see what I could have been. Now I server hop to pick up good gear due to irrational fears of confrontation and lack of confidence. I'm pathetic. You've given me hope, I can be a better man. For this I thank you.