LaughingJack (DayZ)

As far as I was seeing it, BattlEye does a good job in banning and is updated very very often...it just bans in waves. So if a new cheat occurs, it will be alive for some days, but in this time all users using it, will get on the Banlist and in the next banwave all of them are banned...

Yes. Rocket mentioned this in his livestream on the 20.02: and he added somewhere down the line that evey cha ris a new beginning, so these sklills will be reset after death. look here for the full summary: http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/175596-summary-of-dev-qas-from-streams/#entry1796311

That's not fair. Your WHOLE post was meaningless trolling and flaming and I answered to all of it. So I demand the same courtesy. And if you think that my previous answer was trolling, read that: So, to sum your situation up: You are a butthurt whiny child that once had "power" because it was the admin of some FPS servers (which maybe compensated something else) and now it was killed by someone using an exploit (which is already going to be fixed) and can't do anything against it. So you came to the general discussion, so that we all could drink your tears of impotent rage, while you cry them out, stomp with your tiny feets on the ground, and, between tears and snot, you cry "I WANT IT. I WANT IT NOW! OR I DON'T PLAY WITH YOU ANYMORE! AND I TELL MY DADDY ABOUT IT!" *clap*....*clap*....*clap*.....

This made me giggle. Really? Most vulnerable? So in this 30 years you missed games like counterstrike totally? ;) Because having an admin kick persons or a kickvote system is such a good idea and is so good against vulnerability... This is true. But report procedure without a deathcam and nametags is worthless. Working admins are not something the developers could do for...and the anti-cheat...well...BE IS working as far as I have seen. It just bans in waves... I don't care about you not touching it :) And while I am not a developer or manager (well I do have a virtual football club at hattrick.org...does that count? So I am a manager...damn lies...) I am pretty sure they give a rats ass about PROVING WITHOUT THE SHADOW OF A DOUBT (caps for emphasizing) what their focus is, to an anonoymous user. You seem like a nice guy. Calm, reasonable and trustworthy, just like me. I, myself, have brought 423.544 people to play DayZ but I will stop and also tell them all to stop and stop them, to recruit new guys, if I dont get infected apes in the game within the next experimental pacth of an alpha game. I almost hear BI's tears dropping on the floor already... ....see? If you are SO damn nice to this community, PLEASE be aware that you will normally get trolled, flamed and laughed from a lot of users if you post a serious question. A post with something like that makes also the rest of the people here just do the same. And as I said countless times before: I hope for the sake of their mental sanity, that no dev, manager or anybody from BI, not even the janitor, reads the "General discussion". So no one will se it, no one will take notice and in the end you just made an ass out of yourself. Congratulations. Srsly, if you want this to be seen by a developer or anybody from the team, Post it on reddit. If it gets upvoted enough, the team normally sees it. But please post it with the exact same words. Or...I don't know...post in in the Bugtracker? Or upvote theissue (that, I'm pretty sure, already exists there? Oh no wait, you are someone special.... Yeah. Horrible. All the games out there work perfect and nobody ever cheats in them. Oh, wait....I really don't know a SINGLE Multiplayergame without cheats, hacks, scripts etc. Yeah. to find the one actual report that really is about a hacker per day in the 50000 of pissed Kiddies and KoSd whiners and trolls or just victims of desync, lag, exploits. And I am pretty sure you must be a developer because you knwo how easy this would be. I work as a programmer (and if I did, I couldn't take you serious after this. So: Nice troll. But since I started I just continue) know, that such an algorithm, together with finding, storing and presenting these datavalues will take far more than 5 hours. Especially because nothing of the mentioned values does say anything about a cheater that uses aimbot. Or has teh pbos removesd. Or, or, or. I didn't say it by now, but now it has to be done: Alpha. AL_FER. ALL-Pha! Alpfa? ALF. AL.F...undy. Take one of these and write it in huge letters with permanent marker across your monitor. Please. So...if taht is true...that means....the whole post from you was point- and useless from the beginning? I AM SHOCKED!

Forgot to mention: DayZ studio tour is also covered (even if there was not much to cover...) Thanks for the beans :), but please do me a favour and let me not bump this thread alone^^

My most sincere apolgies, I did not see the dilemma as it was. There are only 2 options for you: 1) Go to the church in Novy Sobor and pray until rocket himself descends from the sky like...well...a reverse rocket. He will give you absolute absolution. Or absolute vodka. Depends. 2) Run without pants but 2 guns through electro in a full server (100 slots preferred) and blast "wrecking ball" through direct chat. Repeat this 10-15 times per day. Well...don't pester? Just blow her up as usual :)

I thought you were the scrotum? ;) But nice to see some high class trolling again here...you should have resurrected your other thread...the 1 shot 2 headshot thing...the comments there were too awesome XD

False. Did you maybe just search this thread? (this topic in search bar) ?

1) sounds like a bug, hard to tell without more details, but I've read some times about similar issues 2) not yet 3) Whatever you like. Really, it's just your playstyle that counts so you'll get from every persona different answer. I only have a courier backpack and not much ammo - i travel light. Just because I like it and I know where to find food ;) 4) Bad luck. Really, it's just a chance I guess, I have found a pristine one some time ago but on the other hand I haven't carried an M4 for quite a while now... Edit: DayZ Ninjaforum O.O

Pf. You just need to make it DayZ style...if you have something and don't know if it is poisonous: Handcuff someone, forcefeed him a lot of the thing you are unclear about and wait for the result...^^

Yeah, said this also some times...he is a terrible PR guy. FAR to direct, FAR to honest and he uses not really "clear" sentences - as you said, if they get ripped out of context they sound very different and are absolutely not what he said with them...like the flawed concept....or the stepping back... @Kevsta545: Farewell, don't break your leg and always remember to carry a canopener.... Oh, and there is no definitive time set when he will leave - by the end of 2014 is a rough estimation, as he explained: When DayZ hits Beta Oh and Dean Hall is NOT leaving the DayZ team permanently. He steps back as lead designer but is willing to work as advisor, mentor whatever from is home in NZ for BI and DayZ. Oh, and he does this, because (together with other reasons) he thinks that it will be best for the game if a person with a different mindset/leaderstyle leads the development when the game hits the beta Oh, and about the fundamentally flawed...ah, I don't care anymore. I posted it 10 times what he actually meant. I just copy my post, containing various quotes from dean explaining this one more time: With that being said: I think you leave for the wrong reasons ;)

The last thing I heard was 50++ - may be related to hiring a wwhole team of Devs for animals/hunting (which will also work on zombie AI) ...but with the two things they found out this week, this one and the maybe there will be a big decrease in desync and a big increase in fps... And if some performance is left...more zombies...

He hasn't answered that afaik, the only thing he said was: He will always find flaws and try to avoid them next time. And "Dean said that Day Z was fundamentally flawed" is wrong if you take it out of context...but I won't start on this for the 50th time now. So back 2 topic...if I had to take a guess: A MMO-like-world (no servers just hives) without instances...all players on a hive are in the same world at the same time...size of the world enormous (let's say...russia? the whole world^^) and so authentic that it makes you believe it's real....maybe forces to use oculus rift and omni treadmill ;) ....a true survival game, maybe without zombies but with wild creatures...where the worst enemy is the environment (weather, climate, hunger etc.), no loot or animal respawning, server never get restarted...

And as far as I know myself I will not remember this in the end of 2014...or spring 2015...or whenever Dean really leaves...^^

Wow, the thread was already on page 3 in the GD...in that case: *bump*

Live stream with Brian Hicks and Lead Animator Viktor Kostik was watched and all things I could catch were noted and are now as usual in the first post of this thread. And I miss already the Kiwi-accent when Mr. Kostik talks - he is far not s funny and even harder to understand ;) And fear the hoe of death! ;)

Talking to you is like playing chess with a chicken. The chicken knocks over all the chess pieces, shits on the board, and then struts around as if he won the match. Moot point. 1) Your wording implied it. Apologies if it wasn't meant that way. 3) "The accusation that he wouldn't, is unfounded." that sentence is a new class of bullshit. In your honor I will call it from now on "kragzshit". Inn such a case you just CAN'T negate a sentence like mine because it will just look ridiculous. So to the only point I want to answer 2) which I also will answer again with "strawman quotes" from Dean Hall: And now go back and read the the quotes in my second post as well.

I'm not a fanboy, but yes, I am frustrated (and therefor emotional). Frustrated by people in this forum, who can obviously not read or think. And you, Sir, fit in one of these categories. (this conclusion is made the same as the one in the first post.) AND I'm frustrated because in the 43-page-monster about this topic (except the question) I wrote...5 or 6 times explanations why sentences like the two I quoted from you ARE ripped out of context and, in fact, plain wrong if reworded and put in another context like you did. AND I'm frustrated because I can't check the forum here without stumbling above another one of these threads, made by someone that can't read or think, which makes me want to invent a device, that allows you to bitchslap people over the internet. And I flame as much as I want to now. Ive tried to be helpful so often in these goddamn threads and explained over and over and over again where the error in these thoughts is that I really just want to troll and flame in these threads. And that's what I just did. But again, i'll try to be a nice guy and just say some things that you may have missed due to the lack of reading or thinking skill: This sentence, dear audience, is BS because of the following things: 1)He is not starting his new studio (the way you wrote it implied that it would happen now) 2)He is not jumping ship from his "baby". 3)the accusation that he would take anyone with him is...well...unfounded. First I quote myself from another thread about "jumping ship". These things are all taken from official interviews/rockets reddit posts/his twitter... here, some Quotes from Dean Hall about the "flawed concept"/"not was he promised" tl;dr: There is no such thing as tl;dr, LEARN TO READ DAMMIT

Rage VG...you know that people will only read "Well I'd love to fix loot spawns but I'm off". from your post and take it for granted now and quote you everywhere and that maybe eurogamer will make an article with that headline? ;)

inb4 lock, graveyard and trolls and flamewar: 1) Rocket will not "jumping ship from his 'baby' and potentially taking the most talented members currently working on SA with him" - that is, in fact, total BS, excuse my wording. 2) "to have Rocket give up and express how SA isn't going to be what was promised." the next BS. With these 2 sentences in mind, I have to conclude: You are either an illiterate or a moron (or a troll. but I don't add this option, because people always choose it) :) Because either you were not able to read anything that was said on this topic ~163 times in that 43-page-monster of a thread or the other 20 threads regarding it or on reddit or on twitter OR you did read it, but were not able to understand it. Either way, you made a useless thread, with a question that has nothing to do with the other sentences in it. Edit: oh, c'mon people. Let me be the first for once when it comes to rant -.-

Well, I usually say better asked one more time too much than not often enough ;) Edit; true. But who knows if this limitation is a bug, intentional, will be changed...so as said above, better check out & ask in the bugreport^^

So...let's see if that happens on experimental as well and if, be so kind and file a bug report if there is none regarding this topic? :)

Meh. cs-pre1.6-leetspeak^^ Kein russisch...Nur Zeichen (schlecht^^ lesen und (noch schlechtere) Witze drüber machen^^) Eine 3 ist ein E in der Wortmitte, aber am Anfang kann sie auch als "B" gelesen werden (dem der vertikale Strich fehlt) Und ich bin Österreicher :P

Oida brumey relax^^ I hob bei dia imma angst dasst an herzkasperl kriagst wennst di so aufregst ;) So one more time, Deans quotes from what he wrote on reddit about the "flawed concept"... So these "flaws" he is speaking of are - from what I've read - things that hold DayZ back from becoming the "ultimate multiplayer game". And I think that may be, because he would need a real-mmo-like serverarchitecture+world....No visible servers to the players just hives and all players in the same world, at best size of the world as it is, with total realism etc....so nothing that could be done. Or at least be done easy. And the flaw for DayZ is...well the ArmA-multiplayer structure. Again: Just my guess. Edit: Gave the (for me) most important quote a bigger fontsize ;)

"He, Basoph!" Which is an old german dialect (modern german: "He, pass auf!") meaning:"Hey, watch out!" :) And also...