Rōnin Rick

I was about to post a serious reply, but then I saw your avatar picture and about died laughing! Oh God, my sides....

@africanhungergames You have some serious anger issues. I'm sorry your D-A-D molested you when you were young, I REALLY AM. But let it go, man. LET. IT. GO.

"I am 24." "I am 24." "I am 24." *thousand-yard stare* *unplugs keyboard from computer* *beats-self to death with it* sdlkfhesoifheofbndslknslhoshf;lsidhfdslknasdnekfle .......

I'm afraid it's worse than that..... I'm 24. If I haven't grown up yet, I don't think I ever will.... *bursts into tears and runs away with face in hands* *gets home, talks to cat, "ha! jokes on him! NOW who has pussy?"* *resumes crying uncontrollably*

I ated the purple berries... oooh, oooh... [falls to ground] How are they Ralph? Good? They taste like... burning.

Crippling depression from glitching through walls and falling to your death too, huh? http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130924050516/warframe/images/5/5f/I_know_that_feel_bro.jpg

Moderator removes troll posts? Magic dies.... *cries into beer* *admits he is only drinking mountain dew... resumes crying*

Would also be a great way to suicide if you're far out at sea or hopelessly lost in the forest... :D

On a serious note, why can't we load a round in the chamber? Even without a magazine you could still have and fire a single round from the chamber. Wherres ma realizm?

Just throw the gun at people... surprisingly effective.

Wow, it's almost like all the points you bring up have already been discussed in the thread... But you're so brilliant you only need to read 1 or 2 posts in and off you go... Is there an option to steal beans? Every post by this guy makes me want to facepalm. HARD. *facepalms* 'you are unconscious' Shit! Anyone got an epi pen?

*om nom nom nom* *gets heard eating by bandits* *gunshots*

Are you... have you been following me!?

BOOO!!

*strokes existing beard* Shit, I need to shave, this looks terrible...

Here you go: http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/166297-colour-not-returning/ I linked an explanatory video by Dayz Merino in that thread after attempting and failing to explain the health system. :)

I lol'd.

Great points you make! I think once the zombies are more of a threat, servers have more players all vying for the same resources, and people can no longer server hop to gear up quickly, we will see much more teamwork/PvE. Not to mention the addition of camps and saving loot. Right now people are free to kill each other as there is no incentive not too. Once you can 'save' your progress, so to speak, people will start behaving more intelligently. Maybe. :) This ^ I'm all for killing/griefing if it is clever and humorous. The funniest experience I've had was when playing with a friend, we were both armed and a naked man started chasing after us forever, trying to punch us. We told him over and over to stop or else, and eventually (being the sporting chaps we are) we decided to fight him fists to fists. He knocked us both out while calling himself Ali/The Greatest and laughing maniacally, and when we recovered consciousness he knocked us both out a second time. I will admit, I was impressed. More chagrin than anger from me.

I'm glad you didn't get mad at my reply, man. I love the game, I just feel like it has a lot more potential that it's realizing right now. I LOVE the idea of role-playing and player interaction more advanced than "hurr, look a player, left-click left-click left-click, durr", and currently I can't play without being murdered ruthlessly. Can't wait for private servers!

Actually, I would tend to disagree with you here. (as an aside, I do appreciate your positivity; it's a nice change from 99% of this website). I find that the Standalone is getting off to a rough start thus far. Anytime a game/franchise get's popular it's player-base goes to shit. DayZ is supposed to be a game with an awesome community, cooperation, and roleplaying elements to the gameplay. I'm afraid however, that given the popularity of this new DayZ SA there is a large influx of COD kiddies, much like Battlefield experienced in it's most recent title or two. The same flood of bks who buy Battlefield just to fuck off in a corner of the map and snipe people with a bipod and 20x scope, maybe getting 2 or 3 kills in a match, and ruining others' experience, are now coming to DayZ SA. This explains all the KoS we're experiencing, as well as the massive exploitation of combat logging/server hopping. Ideally, (while everyone would still have the option to play however they choose) people would role-play and communicate and PvE quite frequently. But all most people seem to want to do is abuse server hopping to get a Mosin and then play this game like a pure PvP FPS. Shoot anybody they see without even attempting to communicate or engage with them, ruining the experience for others. Sometimes it's better to have a smaller, quality community. Games can be more than just point and shoot. DayZ should be more than that. With all the depth and nuance available, it's a shame so many people play this game like a generic shooter. Banditry can include fun stuff like negotiating, handcuffing, taking items, feeding rotten fruit; instead, people just kill on sight. You can choose to be stealthy and avoid other players, perhaps attempt to talk with them, barter with them, trust them even and team up. But instead people just kill on sight. The CONCEPT of the game is great. survive zombies, starvation and other players however you can, however you choose. It's your story. You can work with others, you can be a hero or medic and help Bambies, you can be a bandit and profiteer, and that creates a great dynamic between the two, heroes vs. bandits. But in practice, 90% of players play this game like just another Deathmatch-style shooter; fuck off into the woods or onto a rooftop with a rifle and shoot anyone they see; don't use a mike; combat log or ghost if they get in trouble. It's a damn shame.

I think he means do they work properly now. The suppressors at least pre-patch didn't affect the weapon, you could see the suppressor on the gun and that was all. Though judging by your posts in other threads, you may know this and be being sarcastic...

He might rape you afterwards as well. The point I'm trying to make, is always sleep with one eye open.

Also, this. ^

That's what they all say.