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I'm not so into proof. Never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn :)

I wish I would find a note of this caliber. I liked it so I've made it into part of an animation. Enjoy!

I've been finding and animating stories from both reddit and the forums here, so I thought I'd just create a collection of them in a single thread so as not to fill the forum with dead threads. These are the stories from fellow survivors, thanks for sharing your tales. Missed Connections Knar Meets Zombie Leimone And The Priest WondrousMoose, Karma Police Death By A Thousand Glitches helcol And The No Pants Zone 503student's Madness goDecapS Can't Get A Break KrakenDomes Will Pay It Forward Stewart1911's Steam Review Camelito's Cool Way To Die MyPassword is Chickens20 Trusts Someone Cerbius11, An Open Letter To Buddy 10ft19sec Learns You How To Read Good Rōnin Rick's Eating Disorder Subhazard's New Spawn Escort Service JeanKirstein, You Were Wrong Cthulhuhoop's Shoe Fetish Rotaz and the Phantom DJ Anonymous PasswordIsntClop Outis Darryl Dixon Zollicoffer

New DayZ User Story is up! I've never got to find a note. They certainly vary in quality, but here are some that I liked. Enjoy!

I'm not sure if I'm that into having a skill tree. But with the implementation of heart attacks, blood type, and my personal favourite, health problems, a skill tree could be taken away entirely. Instead you have a random character that has a bunch of things that could be potentially "wrong" with them that are unknown to you. Until you find the right tools in the game to test yourself you just get messages matched to the problem. You could be a diabetic, have heart palpitations, have a fear of the dark, etc. The skill tree turns into something that is actually discovering your character's limitations and then actively working to keep them alive. Could seem a bit lame to some people, but I like it.

I have to say. I actually like the idea that someone could spawn as a character with health problems. It would change the dynamic of how you would play the game in that life. I remember when I first started playing the mod a year ago and I would die to a whole bunch of random things (blood loss, starvation, other people, glitches, etc) and as I kept playing the game I learned how to avoid death for longer periods. We already know that that we spawn in with an unknown blood type that can be discovered later. Why not other things too (e.g. health problems) To the OP: I'm sorry that you died and that is always frustrating, but I've seen people get equally frustrated with how much food and drink they need until they work out the mechanics of it. What happened to you could have been a glitch, but I like think it's a sneaky implementation slipped under our noses to so we have to work it out ourselves :) Also, you have to admit, it's pretty funny.

You are most welcome! I've emailed Dean about the statue, but he hasn't got back to me yet. I guess he's busy building it already :)

New DayZ User Story is up! Today we feature "Missed Connections"! Have you found and then lost someone all too soon? Maybe these people are talking about you.

I hope it pleases you to know that your story inspired me to find other "Missed Connections" and turn them into animations. Your story is at the end :)

Well, I laughed :) I put your story into a compilation of "Missed Connections" I animated. Enjoy!

I think it's my favourite outro so far :)

Cheers, mate:)

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

New DayZ User Story is up! This story was submitted to me by Knar. I knew they were working on the zombie AI, but this is ridiculous!

Great story, mate! Thanks for pointing it out to me :)

New DayZ User Story is up! Leimone saves a priest from unruly bandits!

New DayZ User Story is up! This entry was user submitted by WondrousMoose. Watch him deal out sweet, sweet justice!

Glad you guys liked it! Thanks for sharing your tales!

You are a horrible and hilarious person!

Thanks guys :) The real thanks should go to the guys who posted the hilarious stories!

Loved your story, mate. It's now become part of a shoddy animation. Hope you like it :)

Your glitch posts are hilarious! I've made a shoddy animation for you guys. Enjoy!

There's been some funny glitch related posts on the forums. You guys have featured in the latest DayZ User Stories. Thanks for sharing your stories :)

New DayZ User Story is up! I've been noticing funny glitch related posts on the forums. So now you get to enjoy them with shoddy animations :)

Solving crimes of course!