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  1. zaphodity (DayZ)

    100man servers... my biggest fear has been realised.

    100 man servers = death match city.
  2. I already joined The Panty Sniffers Of Cherno. We camp inside rooms for 9 hours sniffing panties and waiting for people to walk past.
  3. zaphodity (DayZ)

    Broken leg with no morphine

    Chew on a barrel.
  4. zaphodity (DayZ)

    The Fun of Clans?

    Safety in numbers. The hard part is keeping 10 people fed.
  5. zaphodity (DayZ)

    Experimental Servers for AU, Please.

    Not really bothered to be honest. What's better about experimental servers ?
  6. zaphodity (DayZ)

    Do helmets actually do anything?

    Yes. They collect your brains when they get shot out of your head. Brain buckets.
  7. zaphodity (DayZ)

    Forget DayZ, let's go shopping

    I'm thinking the cowboy hat, blue panties with white stars, children's backpack, white t-shirt with reflector sunglasss and combat boots. Still feminine, but empowered.
  8. zaphodity (DayZ)

    Is it better to travel with your gun in your hands or on your back?

    I fast run everywhere I go mainly, better speeds without hold a gun. When I get close to towns I slow down and get my gun out.
  9. zaphodity (DayZ)

    how do YOU dress to look friendly? and what not to dress?

    I think the gun you're carrying will impart an opinion to others more than the style of clothes you are wearing.
  10. zaphodity (DayZ)

    Do Not Use The RIS Handgaurd It Destroys The M4's Accuracy

    Very true. I always take it off when I get an M4.
  11. zaphodity (DayZ)

    Massive exploit/hack

    Sounds more like a glitch of some kind than a hack.
  12. zaphodity (DayZ)

    Is a backpack a necessary?

    Why do you little 4chan lord of the flies always like to start your sentences with the word "so" ? "So, I got my pee-pee caught in a vacuum cleaner in Cherno....."
  13. zaphodity (DayZ)

    Admin Abuse No service provider listed

    Clans are for losers who can't play video games.
  14. zaphodity (DayZ)

    Server admins killing this game.

    Haven't had any problems with admins on servers. If you're silly enough to have anything to do with those moronic clans, then you kinda deserve whatever you get. Only reason people join clans is because of the safety in numbers....and because they're generally hopeless at video games. Personally, I think clans ruin video games. And the majority of them tend to be complete A-holes.
  15. zaphodity (DayZ)

    This zombie game needs more....

    Cow bells.
  16. zaphodity (DayZ)

    Zombies still exactly the same?

    Their numbers seem to have increased a bit. And they are more persistent in chasing you.
  17. zaphodity (DayZ)

    Personality Poll (Try to be Honest)

    If they have a gun, I usually try communicating if they are in range. If not, I just shoot them.
  18. I think you're telling us porky pies.
  19. Because you lost while cheating ? Boo-hoo. Here's a tissue.
  20. I think you might be onto something here Duke. Least said, less defended kid.
  21. zaphodity (DayZ)

    LongRangeScope VS Acog VS Iron

    Your choice of cooking utensil depends on the type of dish you're cooking. If it's close quarters then the M4 is the pick of the litter. If it's medium range, I like the SKS with the PU scope. If it's long range, then the long range scope on the Mosin. You don't use a meat cleaver to peel potatoes.
  22. zaphodity (DayZ)

    Elektro Friendlies

    When Dean made this game, part of its inspiration came from the movie The Road. I remember being in prison on remand, there are only two mentalities in prison, prey or predator. The game is actually very honest in that respect, people generally aren't very friendly when they are trying to survive a life or death type situation. Everything out here in society is sorta like an illusion. Animals pretending to be humans, pretending not to be animals. It's not until the shite hits the fan that you really see how close to animals people really are, and how quickly "society" can disappear. And I think that's part of what makes the game unique. Personally, I wouldn't change it. To make it any other way wouldn't be human, or honest.
  23. Try crawling out. I heard that works.
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