zaphodity (DayZ)

No. You hang around airfields killing unarmed new-spawns who server hop for an M4...what's the difference ? Where did you get the SKS....in a barn right....maybe under a bed ? XD No, if what you say is true, then you spawn hopped at an airfield. Didn't you, you naughty little boy.

You think Dean gets trolled sometimes, or is he just naturally Jewish ?.....does a have a big nose.

Sounds wicked in an enclosed room. Like a cannon going off.

Been stuck in walls XD Personally, I like some of the glitches, gives the game character. Others, not so much.

Maybe Dean could include malnutrition into the game ?....be interesting to see how he does on it. Sorry Dean, it just gets old real quick when you keep catering to the arseholes. Now you're introducing a nanny server policy ? Get real bru.

I'll just BET you are one of these people who sit inside ammo dumps waiting for unarmed new spawns to show up and shoot. Am I right ?.....I'm right aren't I ? The Balota Airfield Police XD Get a life dude, seriously. You're Like a neurotic poodle guarding its freshly laid dump. What do you do for thrills, collect bottle caps ? Balota Airfield Police waiting for newspawns: Get out and explore the map I say. Seems to me the majority of people camp at Elektro and Cherno for hours on end, waiting for someone to walk past their window. I never combat log. Server hopping till I get a M4 ?....Well, that's a different story lol. And I'll BET money that you've done that too. But I think making my way from the spawn point, through Elektro, through Cherno, past the spawn killers and zombies, makes me think I've earned it. End of the day buddy, people paid their $30 for the game and they'll play it however they wish. Regardless of what you or I might say, none of our business. Get used to it. Would you sit on the back of a bicycle you just sold someone, and tell them how they should be riding it ?.....didn't think so.

I don't bother wasting ammo on zombies, that's what the axe is for. Plus it doesn't give away your position. Gun for human, axe for zombie.

Be good if you could get black face cammo. Always feel like Darth Vader when I wear those gas masks.

I think it's worth it. Sure it's an alpha, and has it's fair share of agro inspiring issues, but all in all I think it's worth it. I'm quite pleased with the game, never been so scared and paranoid of a video game in my life XD I fell off a wall and died at Devils Castle last night because a birds chirping freaked me out lol. Maybe there should be a warning saying ANYONE WITH PTSD, THIS GAME MAY AGGRAVATE YOUR SYMPTOMS. Then again, nothing like a good bit of simulated exposure therapy.

Same thing happened to me. Spent an hour and a half making it through Elektro, through Chero and Christ knows how many zombies, got to a base and geared up. Logged out and a little while later, got back in game only to find everything gone ! I paid $30 for this game knowing about the bugs and glitches etc, but not this BULLSHIT. I certainly hope this isn't Dean and crew meddling with how HE thinks people should play the game. Get your head out of your arsehole Dean and get the fucking thing working right, or I want my money back arsehole. Sick of this fucking shit. HOWS THAT FOR CUSTOMER FEEDBACK WITH DEVELOPMENT DEAN ?

Was in Cherno today getting food supplies and then heading back into the bush, when suddenly I spotted some dude I thought had taken a shot at me earlier. I aimed and fired a few times, the 3rd shot got him in the back as he was panic running through a building. Dunno if I killed him, but it gave him something to think about. As I was jogging out of the Cherno limits I hear a god almighty BOOOM !....I thought to myself, that sounds like a Mosin ! Very distinctive sound when fired at you. Anyways, he was following me around, when I saw him run past a corner, I followed and slowly rounded the corner to finish him off. Unfortunately, I wasn't counting on the fact he might have a buddy. Last thing I heard was the rapid firing of an M4. Them's the breaks.

Hi, Just wanted to know why the name "zaphodity", the one that appears at the bottom right of the DayZ Standalone start screen has changed to Paul, my first name...Is that Bohemia Interactive's, Steams or my fault ?....please explain ? I would like it changed back to zaphodity. How do I do this ?

Ok guys, thanks very much for your help. Cheers.

I think it's mostly normal reactions while under extreme tension. As in, totally unpredictable. And NOW you know why aliens have never visited Earth.

One hell of an addictive game.

Perfectly normal.

That's excellent perspective work man. Good stuffs.

Dear Uncle Scrooge McRocket, Toady I finally made it alive to a military base. I server hopped, then left 7 piles of shotguns shells and a rotten kiwi fruit behind. Yours Sincerely Zaphodity

DayZ is NOT fun for 9 year old players, which makes me AS HAPPY AS A PIG IN SH@T..

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I'm thinking IKEA. But it's up to pocket rocket.

Part of the hilarity is that it was broken to begin with. That's what makes DayZ.

I would have viciously attacked him with a triple-layer plasma dust collector, to prevent the kind of lead, cadmium, and other heavy metals which cause cancer. And to kill bacteria and eliminate infectious diseases.... ..Sqweeee pohhhhhhhhhhh !

You know why I like the KOS system ?....Because it's human nature. If society broke down in a zombie apocalypse, KOS is what would happen. It's honest, and I like it. You KOS because you value your life in this game. You have no idea just how quickly everything outside your front door could completely break down, and how extremeIy close to vicious animals human beings really are, just look at children and teenagers, some of the most savage little buggers on the planet. Also liked DayZ Standalone because it's the most intense game I have ever played. There's no mindless running and gunning, then instant replay. You value your life, and it's the first shooter I've played that has conveyed that perfectly. And to me, that in and of itself makes this the best survival game out there. Kudos to The Dean Team. KOS = Survival : Scuse' the poor quality, only copy I could find. But the scene conveys KOS perfectly. KOS is what makes it DayZ.

Now ya talkin'. I understand Dean's going for the whole breakdown of society thing here, but one of the reasons we human beings are on the top of the food chain, is because we are incredibly talented at finding ingenius new ways to kill things. I don't think they would involve just bows and arrows. We have survived 2 world wars, multiple tornadoes, 2 atomic explosions, the black death, AIDS, Justin Bieber, the list goes on and on.... I think the only thing that can wipe out the human race, is the human race. Don't want none unless you got guns hon'.