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zaphodity (DayZ)
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What are your biggest concerns and fears regarding the near/far future of the game?
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to joe_mcentire's topic in General Discussion
That it will devolve to the point of everyone running around in animal skins carrying bows and arrows. A zombie apocalypse/blue lagoon type scenario. -
I'm friendly, don't shoot but....CONGA YOUR WAY TO A GREAT TIME !
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HI WELCOME TO FRIENDSY'S !
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to zaphodity (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
Lighten up Grizzly Adams and CONGA YOUR WAY TO A GREAT TIME ! -
Stories, what do you do when fully kitted out?
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to Nonapona2's topic in General Discussion
Hunt spawn killers. -
Will there be consequences for your actions?
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to cels's topic in General Discussion
I don't particularly care what you like, or dislike. -
if you could bring anything (within reason) from dayz mod to standalone, what would it be?
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to over9000nukez's topic in General Discussion
Everything. -
Be honest, you losers love spawn hopping new spawns. It's the only kills you get. Unarmed ones.
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No worse than playing Battlefield 4 on PS4 I would imagine.
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Called a hangover.
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What do you guys think happened here?
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to Highlander007's topic in General Discussion
Another one of those dorks that hang out at bases and shoots new spawns ? HA suck.....Gutless turd. -
Bambi's Knocking Out Geared Players.
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to Dcknipe's topic in General Discussion
Maybe if the geared players weren't such tossers they wouldn't get knocked out. I never shoot new spawns, I mean, what's the point ? Saw 3 of them running across a field the other day while I was scoping out a town. Like little bunny rabbits they were, I had a bit of a Simon & Garfunkle bright eyes moment. This one's for the bambies: -
Killing Americans.
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UK based servers generally more enjoyable?
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to Ketq's topic in General Discussion
Defend yourselves by attacking everyone ?....sounds about right. Typical yank. That's why you don't get invited to parties, because nobody likes you. -
VEGEMITE !
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Pending Changelog: Experimental Branch: 0.33.114782
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to rocket's topic in News & Announcements
I've been chopping down toilets looking for berries. -
What will make you play the alpha again?
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to Igglas Cage's topic in General Discussion
If Dean does a strip right down to his frilly panties while dancing to Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On'. -
"I killed them...I killed them all."
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to DeatHTaX's topic in General Discussion
RIP John. -
Are experimental servers restarting at all?
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to victusmortuus's topic in General Discussion
Is Dean going to introduce a swear jar ? -
How to find Berries in DayZ Standalone
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to Craig1 (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
I've seen rabbits in the game, even tried chasing one down and murdering it with a knife, to get some meat to go with my BEANS. -
What are your biggest issues AFTER .114782?
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to Ugly (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
I think us guinea pigs should get some royalties. Perhaps one of those spinning exercise wheels laboratory hamsters use ? XD -
If I Spawn In Solnichniy One More Time I'll Puke.
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to [email protected]'s topic in General Discussion
Haven't been to Berezino yet, think I might squeeze on over and check out some heads. -
Haven't been to the ship wreck yet, but I did fall off one of the walls at Devils Castle the other day.
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Just had my best moment in DayZ so far
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to autoloon's topic in General Discussion
After that wonderful story, I would really love to take a shower with you sometime. -
Shotgun and revolver in the same room huh ?
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Bambi's Knocking Out Geared Players.
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to Dcknipe's topic in General Discussion
No, you're not alone. Everyone plays with themselves.
