zaphodity (DayZ)

Plus I have a couple books I can relax and read outside my tent. Do you do that with your right or left hand ?

If you like miniature golf, come to BEREZINO.

Zombies not being able to run through walls.

Stands out like dogs balls in the bush. You look like a Star Wars nerd. NOTHING beats the Burlap.

Fisting speed Mr Sulu.

What is Jeopardy for 500.......something else to achieve in game ? BRUMMMMMM TISH ! (steps back and kisses himself) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGFf3SRP1bE

So About Being Unicorns

One at a time mostly.

Since the last update, I eat like a Biafran refugee with a terminal case of the worms.

....Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing....certainly is an "interesting" thing....

LOL. You're screwed. That's happened to me twice, I just went to a different server.

Actually, no I'm not. I would prefer to trade items with somebody, exchange information etc rather than kill them. I save that "killer" mentality for Battelfield and 12 year olds.

I have been looking so hard for a burlap head warmer its not funny. Will post a picture of character when I find one. Once I do, my masterpiece will be complete.

Lay off the booze.

I was wandering around Elektro today, and it was a complete ghost town, even with a server that had 39 people on it. So here's me thinking "Ah, all the little boys and girls are all sat in their rooms waiting for someone to walk past the window", wonder how many days they have been there ? So I wandered on over to the hospital to see what the action was. I went from floor to floor, room to room saying things like "Yoo-hoo, Avon calling" and "Allo, anybodies homes" in a silly accent. A deaf person could have heard me. I went up to the last floor, the one with the stairs that go up into a room, and got the feeling somebody was up there. After introducing myself, it was painfully obvious they didn't wish to chat so I went downstairs and sat in a room and waited. Sure enough, about 3-5 minutes later I hear footsteps coming towards the room I'm in. I move over to the corner and decide to give him a chance. I started talking saying how noisy he was, and that maybe we should become friends. I even played him a Bee Gees song. Even after all that this stupid person would rather die and start all over again rather than lose his precious kill. After awhile his footsteps faded and I left the room and set up an ambush in another, just in case he decided he WAS going to be friendly after all. As I waited, a red message came up saying the server was about to restart. I typed in "saved by the bell" and left the server before it reset. It is a never ending source of amazement how stupid some people really are, and how they have to do things the hard way.

I love those stand out, bright yellow "SHOOT ME" raincoats. Can see them a mile away.

The whole eating system in DayZ has been ruined since the last patch. I'm generally "stuffed" and "hungry" at the same time now. But mainly I'm just "confused".

Yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slghW91CWII

I read puke, but carry a large back pack. Be warned.

Real men don't eat quiche.

Obvious troll is obvious.

I'm curious to see if it drops a person with one shot. Far as I know it's only good with the PU scope. Effective to 300 meters I think. Also boots like a mule.

I think there's a common hangover, it's called "Call of Duty Syndrome." It's basically what motivates people to shoot on sight instinctively. I'm in a game with a gun, therefore I must shoot someone. In order to survive most FPS (if only for no longer than 3 minutes) you must shoot them first in order to survive an encounter. Not so with DayZ. You will find it's beneficial for all parties concerned if you DON'T open fire. Unfortunately, most do. Old dogs, new tricks.

You're so piss weak your urine has no bubbles.

I'm currently making my way over to Berezino by way of inland deep bush navigation and logistics....whatever the hell that means. Haven't been there yet. I love the bush so much, I love Kate Bush: I'm singin' babooshka in the bush. I'm hip baby yeahhhhh grrrr. OH behave.