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zaphodity (DayZ)
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Everything posted by zaphodity (DayZ)
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If you don't like it, then stop playing it.
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what do you guys do when you meet zombies without weapons?
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to bioned's topic in General Discussion
Run usually. That is until I find the 'El Persuado Attitude Adjuster' (the fire axe). -
Or be 80m out and 90% of the M4 shots completely miss using the iron sights. And if one does hit, they just run off bleeding. The M4 is a rapid fire peashooter. No thanks, I'll stick with the SKS and Mosin for now.
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It just occured to me: We are all playing HUNGER GAMES!
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to crazykage's topic in General Discussion
Actually, Battle Royale. Battle Royale came first, that is before the Americans ripped off another movie and tried claiming it was an original idea. -
Loot farming server owners, and why the server browser is to blame
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to todd10k's topic in General Discussion
I dunno what's worse. Server hopping loot farmers, or plebs who camp at airfields, shoot unarmed new spawns and contribute to the problem by camping and shooting unarmed new spawns at airfields. Funny how the majority of these people also tend to be combat loggers. I realize you losers need to find ways to keep from getting bored while you wait outside the airfield for the server to restart, so you can go in and get "pick of the litter." You know who you are. And I'm coming for ya lol.... ....Your thoughts ? -
How many Women play this game and what do you think about it?
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to PsyStormZ's topic in General Discussion
......EVERYONE gets treated badly in this game. -
Oh, you're a barrel of laughs Orlok. What do you do for fun, straighten paper clips ?
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Is there anything being planned that incentivizes not shooting on sight?
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to alleycat's topic in General Discussion
I like how if you shoot someone, it ruins all their gear. I would think that's a pretty good incentive. I would much rather talk to someone and barter and trade items than possibly be killed in a firefight and have to start from scratch. But hey, that's just me. -
There IS a cure for banditry: YOU ARE DEAD
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When is weapon damage being tweaked?
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to Demoth's topic in General Discussion
Dunno why people still do this, if you unload onto another player, you'll just ruin everything they have and be unable to use any of it. But I suppose you will still get your precious little Call of Duty kill. -
I crashed 3 times shortly after the latest patch went live, One of the crashes dumped me straight to desktop. Seems to have stabilized for now. Not sure if it was the patch or just a dodgy server.
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Have you/have you not seen a hacker?
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to crazykage's topic in General Discussion
Nope. Seems to me that the only folks who post stuff like this in forums are script kiddies who have absolutely no idea what they are doing. -
That's the chance you take and the luck of the server draw. I've played Battlefield 3 games where the admins have booted me for winning lol. Messages like 'Killed By Admin' etc. Quit the server and just find a new one.
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I don't see what the problem here. I use custom settings on a Haswell i7 4700MQ and a Geforce GT 740M and have no problems on my craptop. Quite happy Jim.
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BRUMMMM TISH !
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Don't see any servers... patching still happening?
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to Death By Crowbar's topic in General Discussion
How do you find out what level you are ? -
Have you noticed how dark the game gets when it's night time. Surely I can't be the only one experiencing this bug ?
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Changelog: Stable Branch: 0.34.115106
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to mattlightfoot's topic in News & Announcements
Sounds like something you say when you have no idea what a person is talking about. Nice, good job. -
Changelog: Stable Branch: 0.34.115106
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to mattlightfoot's topic in News & Announcements
The burlap sack. Then I will be complete. -
Changelog: Stable Branch: 0.34.115106
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to mattlightfoot's topic in News & Announcements
Sounds like something Han Solo would say just before the jump to light speed. -
Critical Unplanned Update of 0.34 to Stable 7 February 2014
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to rocket's topic in News & Announcements
What causes these "bugs" ? How can a machine/software start doing things independently of a human operator. I thought software was like hitting enter on a .exe file. That being that it only performs a task it's written to perform, with no exceptions. Even reading from a sheet of music, if you're off one chord, the whole song is ruined. DayZ must be like Jazz. Construction happens in situ, Dayz happens impromptu. I have a Civil Engineering background as a CAD operator. Sorry, I don't understand. It's SCIENCE BITCH it's supposed to work. DayZ has some serious Skynet shit going down Rocket. DayZ is self aware. -
Bullet proofing with bean cans ?......genius.
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Critical Unplanned Update of 0.34 to Stable 7 February 2014
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to rocket's topic in News & Announcements
I got a red warning message in game that this was gonna happen. Funnily enough it's never happened to me. -
Critical Unplanned Update of 0.34 to Stable 7 February 2014
zaphodity (DayZ) replied to rocket's topic in News & Announcements
Makes my nipples go hard when Rocket experiments in the laboratory. Sorta like the anticipation before the Millennium Falcon jumps to light speed. Jokes aside man, excellent game. -
Why Connect Four Is No Survival Game.
