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BrainlessZombie
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Why would anyone want your garbage?
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Mr. Jizz's Manifesto of Player Interaction
BrainlessZombie replied to Mr Jizz's topic in General Discussion
It's time to go full Mr. Jizz all over the place... Or someone... ...Heheheheheheehe... -
Has anyone found themselves locked in yet?
BrainlessZombie replied to rickyriot's topic in General Discussion
It takes 'bout ~100 punches or 1 hit with any melee weapon pretty much to unlock, at least at the moment, gotta test shooting at the locked door yet but i've read that one shot should do, i assume with any weapon. -
EXP - Map now shows the players exact position
BrainlessZombie replied to gibonez's topic in General Discussion
Some people will argue about anything. -
Is missing 'glitches' option, i'd say +80% deads due to glitches.
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Saw this floating around. Yes please!
BrainlessZombie replied to Daemonkid's topic in General Discussion
'I've got the weirdest boner right now' -
Took a break ~3months ago, came back today and...
BrainlessZombie replied to Kushko's topic in General Discussion
He talks about his game experience, are you this dumb really? tell him to read hahahahahahah -
Is DayZ being developed right in your opinon?
BrainlessZombie replied to leefriendfield's topic in General Discussion
Slow and not many 'survival' components, not so massive multiplayer so far either, deadmatch kind of game with 20-30min to re-gear in between. Still keep my hopes up, but i'm not playing anymore at all 'till it's released. -
Describe your dayz experience in 1 word
BrainlessZombie replied to AwesomeBeans's topic in General Discussion
Gimpy. -
When do you expect to have an official release date?
BrainlessZombie replied to c00lface's topic in General Discussion
Probably by the time i won't care to play it, so i don't expect it at all. -
When you know you play too much Dayz :p
BrainlessZombie replied to [email protected]'s topic in General Discussion
... you carry a letter on your pocket in case someone kills you or glitch through a wall. ... you fell like someone is going to kill you for those beans you just bought in the store. Open the game, once it gets to the menu screen you minimize it and go on with your life, any minute you leave it running, steam records it... -
Do you allow others to rob you?
BrainlessZombie replied to makomachine's topic in General Discussion
The game at its current stage is shit, it has turned into a deadmatch with the downside of have to gear up every time you die. Answering to your question, fight to death. -
I wish we were forced to interact with others to survive...
BrainlessZombie replied to Grimey Rick's topic in General Discussion
I don't like you, but you've got a point, i agree. -
What's the longest you've gone with a single DayZ character before dying?
BrainlessZombie replied to Speightinator's topic in General Discussion
Everyone that claims to have survived more than couple hours lies, everyone dies more often from bugs than anything else, so yeah, nice pack of liars checking on each other to see who has the bigger nose. -
If you could change one thing about SA right now....
BrainlessZombie replied to DMack's topic in General Discussion
Weekly updates and more info from devs, one update in two months ain't cool. -
Can a Macbook pro run on Dayz Standalone?
BrainlessZombie replied to Bernie_101's topic in General Discussion
Indeed. Hey look another fanboy that think's he know something, how cute. I'm done here, enjoy the thread. -
Can a Macbook pro run on Dayz Standalone?
BrainlessZombie replied to Bernie_101's topic in General Discussion
such slang wow much grown up ___ I rest my case, peace out. -
ASAP, to have time to test for bugs and report 'em, so they have time to fix them all properly enough for us to have a well developed car//game.
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How do you think DayZ Standalone is going?
BrainlessZombie replied to Zedertone's topic in General Discussion
To me is going a too slow, one patch in ~1month or more... Not cool. -
Can a Macbook pro run on Dayz Standalone?
BrainlessZombie replied to Bernie_101's topic in General Discussion
I bet you're not even 18, kid. Mac aint shit but a trademark to make dumb people pay too much for a lesser rig (like the t-shirts of Kanye), anyone with half brain that read you now knows that you know nothing about computers, congratulations fanboy. -
Can a Macbook pro run on Dayz Standalone?
BrainlessZombie replied to Bernie_101's topic in General Discussion
Buy a real computer.- 34 replies
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Yet you didnt notice that the first quote isnt you, BOOM! Headshot!
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No ammo no testing, this is ALPHA!! *kick on the chest* Did you even try the search option... Everyone knows you didnt, nobody DOES! *kick in the chest*
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Take your pants off NOW! And the broken english version: Teik yur pantz of naw!
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You do realise you can play in 1st person only servers right? AKA Hardcore.