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give beans to the creator and lead developer of the game but i think you knew that so i lol'd

i hope when cars first come in their unable to take environment damage. then i can runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn over errrrybody just troll the coast roadkillin' deer

beans for littlefinger only, not you

no. please gods of dayz, no... YOU RUINED THE MOD, YOU DON'T GET TO RUIN THIS.

regarding knife being used against zeds: (see above) we need a full brain stab, one hit kill animation or don't even bother. i'm not swinging at these things with a knife, or doing repetitive jabs. destroy the brain, destroy the ghoul! *i don't think the makers of dayz would get that reference, sadly...*

climb a ladder. any ladder. anywhere. if there was a zed within 500m, you've been spotted!

still str8 ballin in elektro blasting this over mic while i circle on top of the hospital spraying my m4 in the air poppin epi's and morphine to get fucked up cause my soul is gone done too much kos going to hell 4 sure cant be redeemed at this point

zombies shouldn't leap also they are too fast, seriously. they shouldn't be default faster than the healthy, rested and enegized player character flat sprinting with no loot.

op y u no gud @ dayz? lol but seriously: VOIP is not cheating. & There is a lot more you can do to avoid groups and survive encountering them.

I AM THE DANCER OF DEATH lol the "most brutal dictator" that was one of the funniest skits from that show.

there will be an orgins/humanity-type mod when the SA is released, trust me. please just deal with the kos until then.

this has happened to me before. missing pants, backpacks, shirts. it happens.

i got blisters on me fingas!!1

forget teh ladieez i want one of those hot pink is the most masculine and hetero color ever im wearing a hot pink one piece right now

no one wants any attachments for the shotgun...? *sniff*

hmm... sig sauer... they make such great pistols. i'd love to see a model in game.

this was funny i give beans

maybe it was hudson? [during the drop to LV-426] Hudson: I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

ideally, when light blends with shadows and other light sources smoke through the lit flares with chemlights glowing in the distance and torches shining out from the treeline E.T. style... *drool*

this gun should increase player suave by +10

cool!

also i am offering a reward of 50 beans for any man woman or child who can post me a 4.3 recent screenshot of an actual ground loot LRS. don't cheat a post a pic of your own dropped one and try to pass it off. knowing this game, karma will reward you by clipping it through the ground!

yeah the hardcore actual testers on exp and dev branches have most likely reported this already i just drop knowledge for the kids

in arma 2 dayz mod, the best thing about players in vehichles is that they often think it is a moving "im friendly" banner yeah, stop. yeah man, honk that horn! hell yes, i want a ride to zelenogorsk! oh, whats that? why am i drawing my weapon? ... thanks for the car, asshole! edit: gta motherfucker 50 points

i report nothing except serious exploits and cheating fixing the game is not my job, im here to communicate with other players and help their playing experience and dispell illusions and hype also for the lols sorry if that seems dickish but i really dont care if the finished product suceeds or is playable anymore lol