The stages of dayz 1. How the hell do I pick things up? What does duct tape do? Ooohhh beans. 2. $%*^&*^% zombies. 3. I now know how to not starve to death and kill zombies. Oh I should eat this instead of holding it in my inventory. 4. So this is where the fancy gear is. Don’t I look nice in that…….oh I’m dead. 5. Head on a swivel at all times. Staying camouflaged. Geared up and alive. 6. Hunting people who are in stages 1-4.