Sinphaltimus

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/11447722/rubber-band-machine-gun-0

Fucking Zombies is spot on.

DayZ makes a fool of me while I try to kill my character to get a better spawn. I'm invincible as long as no one is watching. Growing up in the 80s, Suicidal Tendencies was once one of my favorite bands so their song Suicidal Failure came to mind. I haven't played guitar in a long while and i think it sounds as bad as my voice which makes this video one of my favorites after re-writing the lyrics to suit this truly unique DayZ experience. I hope you enjoy it as much as I've enjoyed making playing and making it.

Not many are but sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do.. OR NOT! LOL.

Yes. But it should not be player controlled nor should you be able to interact with the poop directly. I think the need to go should be automatic and you should be required to do it only when the game determines you must or you become ill. And by doing it I mean "You feel bad pains in your abdomen, would you like to relieve yourself now?" And you select Yes which animates it automatically (in a way you don't actyually see anything offensive). When done, a non-interactive poop is left behind as evidence of human activity. I also feel like farting should be in the game. Again, completely random and with no player decision and it should be based on how many beans you eat and when. Imagine having to take a crap in the middle of a gun fight. Now that's reality simulation! I'm all for it if it is done in a similar way to how i describe it. BRING THE POOP!

There's nothing to fix. The final implementation has not been included yet. What we have now is a temporary place holder until such a time when the game is ready for the final solution. Your entire argument is based on your lack of patience in waiting for it. The devs will take care of it in due time. Right now is not the time despite how strongly you feel about it. EDIT: I had to make corrections to stupid mobile autocorrect.

I was playing Hardcore mode when I recalled having captured this video a while back in regular mode. In HC mode, I didn't like the fact I couldn't glance over things that were just a couple of inches too high without standing straight up and exposing my entire body, that's when i wished i could do this in Hardcore mode...

'Till death did we part.

No Lie, I was crapping bricks the entire time. I ran to the NEAF with the hopes of gearing up quick. I knew it would have been looted so I was hopeful to find a dead body or sneak up on someone and knock them out. Well i witnessed folks in gun fights and heard shots from everywhere. Thanks to the one guy for letting me live. Mission accomplished despite the fact I forgot to grab ammo so I had to make a second trip.

Berenzino school, me and a buddy pick a fight with a squad of 4-6 players. Bad choice.

Well I salute you however get your facts straight, I only ever preach the name of J.R."Bob" Dobbs who is no a false idol, but occasionally I do preach about false profits but never false idols. ;) And I wasn't preaching in the church in Elektro, I was telling a story of how I carried this sks in my ass for many miles to learn the ways of the wiggles. I have video proof - The fact that you killed me and I rose from the grave shows you have no power over me, the one, the only Pope Sinphaltimus Exmortus of FEDCOMS, fully ordained Pope via the Church of the Subgenius, doktor of forbidden sciences and bringer of slack. :) Praise "Bob" and remember boys and girls... "Bob" luvs you...

All the excitement, i never checked the damn deer stand... :(

HAH, Thanks all. Yeah, it didn't takle long for them to come clean us out. I always enjoy it whether I win or not. Well, you found me! :) honestly, finding me is as simple as google.

<--- TERMINUS 3 miles: Those who arrive survive. *belch*

SEAF is free for the picking. Raided the Hell out of it last night in full hardcore server. I guess I'll head north next. Then back east. See if I can't circle the entire map with this single life....

I will certainly check that out tonight aftet work if i survive long enough.

the video was a periscope joke but you're responses are spot on with what I really mean. In HC, getting in a deer stand, you must stand up to watch over. Crouching blinds you entirely. I wish I could knock that top plank off with an axe. but any ability to peak (of course exposing a small portion of your head) would be very welcomed. Especially for Windows.

http://youtu.be/dDsNTBendJs In this 2 part mini-series - Part 2 - Then a few of us respawn in the same area with one of the bandits that from NEAF so we decide to join up and go after the guys that killed us there and we pick up 2 more strangers along the way eventually rolling in to the NEAF with a posse of 6 Bambis for the most part (one had some extra gear but I think he disappeared before we actually got there. End up one the the guys we picked up along the way had an M4 hidden there and was planning to kill us all which he did shortly after we got there (a traitor amongst us). Respawned along one more time and attempt suicide, my own dead body from a previous suicide saves me from death so I continue to adventure along only to be killed by a bandit shouting friendly in Berenzino. It was fun. Be sure to check out Part 1 - the Prequel. As a freshy on high pop, I meet 3 folks in Slvet. They themselves are strangers who met up on the road and joined together. So I joined them and we went to NEAF for some gun fighting, zombie boxing and a few deaths. Lot's of action there until we all die.

http://youtu.be/eTi1pYNUTuI Strange DayZ Adventures. Part 1. In this 2 part mini-series - Be sure to check out Part 1 - the Prequel. As a freshy on high pop, I meet 3 folks in Slvet. They themselves are strangers who met up on the road and joined together. So I joined them and we went to NEAF for some gun fighting, zombie boxing and a few deaths. Lot's of action there until we all die. Be sure to check out Part 2. Part 2 - Then a few of us respawn in the same area with one of the bandits that from NEAF so we decide to join up and go after the guys that killed us there and we pick up 2 more strangers along the way eventually rolling in to the NEAF with a posse of 6 Bambis for the most part (one had some extra gear but I think he disappeared before we actually got there. End up one the the guys we picked up along the way had an M4 hidden there and was planning to kill us all which he did shortly after we got there (a traitor amongst us). Respawned along one more time and attempt suicide, my own dead body from a previous suicide saves me from death so I continue to adventure along only to be killed by a bandit shouting friendly in Berenzino. It was fun.

Full Server Berenzino Action. Guy kills me twice and proceeds to hunt me a third time. He shouldn't have done that. 2 out of 3 isn't bad but greed will get you every time. I don't know who this guy was but I thank him for a good few runs and the excitement and thrill of it all. My adrenaline was pumping from the very first opening scene to the closing one, and that is why I love this game so much, and the people that play it are awesome too! Yes, I really was shaking at the end. DayZ...

I hear ya. It's the way the games is now. I wouldn't mind if they did away with it. Or at least don't respawn you so close that the temptations is overwhelmingly irresistible.

Yeah. I have to remember to change channels or jump off ts when I'm alone.

Lol. I think troll might be more surprise Appropriate at this time.

I don't have to. I know enough about post production and special effects to know that you can make anything happen with the right tools. I'm not dismissing the hacker allegation, I'm just saying everything you see in the video can be faked. His entire inventory screen and interaction with it. As well as the hot bar, it can all be faked with Photoshop, Premiere and after effects. Why that's so hard for you to understand is your problem. My work here is done. Don't Fuck with rabbits.

How about he super imposed them in the video since the main item in question correlates with the faded video he also edited in at the same time you see both? Is he hacking because rabbit eyes don't glow in game and they do in his video? Or is it post production special effects? It doesn't take a genius to see the effort he put into this video production and that everything you see is put there deliberately to tell a story. His "hot bar" you see in the video doesn't exist in game because it's not in game. He made it for the video. Understand now? Come on now, think a little.