Sinphaltimus

This.... http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=223300759

If you want it now, that's the deal. And not private. Wait and you will get what you desire I think.

Surely farm animals exist in Russia. Most certainly a few will survive a zed apocalypse. So why not? No, I don't think you understand. Let us play as them as an option! Before you say no or flame or troll, check this out, it's where the inspiration came from. http://kotaku.com/goat-simulator-2014-needs-to-be-a-real-thing-1515097524?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow With all the crap suggestions being posted here, I really thought you guys could use a laugh. Yes I'm kidding. Yes I considered the wrist slap for clogging up this thread with bullshit nonsense. It just seems everyone gets a little worked up and wound tight around here every so often. I posted this with the best of intentions. Laughter is the best medicine, please do so heartedly and often. I guess that's the real suggestion here, give us something to laugh about.

Voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP) When I first started playing with my buddies. I shot two of them dead because they were glitched and when I asked, "are you kneeling in a field" they said NO! so i shot the glitches and my friends died at their other location. Then I shot one of those other friends again when they were loading in. "ARE YOU LOADING IN A BUILDIONG!?!?!" - NO, shoot dead - Oh that was me, the building graphics didn't load in yet. OOOPS. ​The one I shot dead twice killed me on purpose the next day to teach me a lesson The other guy I killed once by mistake killed me once by mistake a few weeks later. We're all good now, even steven. We're much better now and we keep our groups smaller. If there are six of us on-line playing together, we break up in to smaller groups (usually 2-3) and take on different objectives with a meeting point afterwards. At least we try to. But we've been known to pull the trigger on a fellow member when they become a douche. Fun video, thanks for posting, we're (you're) not alone. I'm just glad this is a virtual Apocalypse.

Strange, I spent a good portion of my day yesterday hunting for a damn can opener. About 10 hours of game play avoiding death searching and searching. 5 minutes before I logged off for the evening I found one. Well my partner did but still i had it in my inventory. I ran to the next town i wanted to start in today and logged from a building. Literally 5 minutes after adding the can Opener to my inventory. Logged in this morning, no can opener. Not missing anything else. just missing the can opener. Well, damn. I guess I'm destined to find one on my own without help from anyone else. Destined or cursed. i don't know, it's alpha...

To MacDeth - I think I solved your issue and created a new play style for you to try. Why not hunt the ones who disturb you so? Yeah, not a bandit or a hero, just kill people you find helping bambis and leave the bambis alone? I won't even try to make a label for it, I'll leave that honor to you. To e47 - I have recently began playing the lone wolf a lot and trying to avoid all human contact and I do it on full servers because it's hard as hell. The thrill, fear and rush is unlike anything I've ever experienced in a game. To All - If you see a fully geared player absolutely capable of engaging you in a fire fight turn and run at first sight of you or the sound of gun fire, it's probably me. I am actively trying to experience "survival" in it's most basic form which means avoiding risk. Sometimes I fail (I'm on my third attempt now), but I've had a good time keeping the same person and gear for several days in a row. And deep down inside, I am hopeful someone will give chase, someone will say to themselves "Oh no you don't, you're not getting away that easy!" and start to hunt me to the ends of the map. Dogging gun fire when I can't locate the shooter is awesome. I had one guy give chase once and it was because I found myself trapped in a dead end valley. The only way out was to run up a steep incline doing the "Holt Fuck can we move any slower?!?!?!" shuffle. While dodging gun fire from the hunter, at a distance, location unknown. When I finally broke free over the rig and was able to run full speed, I lost the fucker, because I knew, the only way they were gonna get me now was to traverse the same incline. I could have sat there and waited but on a full server, I would have left myself exposed to too many. I often rotate playing styles as I go. Right now, I'm thrilled with the Lone Wolf survivalist role play. And that's all it is really, role playing. Role Players gonna Role Play, it's not worth getting aggravated over someone else's style. Adapt and improvise but most of all, make the game fun for yourself. See an issue, find a way to solve it.

Because most of the time in this game, new spawn equals very pissed off dude who just lost all of his gear because he was on the wrong side of a KoS encounter. Case and point- http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/170427-losers-gonna-lose/

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LEpmw1yUlr4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DLEpmw1yUlr4

http://freakoutnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/middle-finger.jpg

Death is to be expected. fully geared up, finally got my M4 attachments max'ed out the way I like it. Took a day and a half to get setup just right. Carelessly ran in to a building and nearly bumped head on with the guy who had his shotgun out. I honestly think he puled the trigger by reaction, a reaction to "AAAHHH HOLY 5H1T!" being as scared as I was to see him I nearly jumped out of my seat. I caught his one and only shot in my chest, he didn't even raise it (hip fired). initial reaction on my part after "You Are Dead."" "FFFUUUUuuuu!!!!!!" ESC/Exit, ..Rage out of room. 15 minutes later, all calm back in the game, fresh spawn. That's just the way it is.

Not at this time. The Dev team has not released the server files for hosting your own private "in-house" server. Maybe in beta.

Proly got shot while standing there staring at the sun, son.

Really? And don't let the pings fool you. I'm pretty amazed at how great the game plays with anything under 200ms. I used to only search 100 or less but now I play upwards of 200ms ping and everything is fine. AAND I have crappy 3/1 DSL.

Yes. Character is saved on servers. Not your machine. I have DayZ installed on my computer and laptop. (installed on LT today) and everything was just fine.

Hand guard RiS or hand guard MP for m4? Ris Allows flashlight attachment although I've never gotten a flashlight to work attached to an M4, just the pistol flashlight for the FNX seems to work,. does the hand guard mp giive accuracy at all like the mp stock does? Wut?

I dub this "Black hole Bay"

If people don't KoS on experimental how is anyone going to find KoS bugs and glitches? And no. Never installed or ran experimental myself.

Check this out. Very detailed and probably adjusted since the latest patch and this video is a bit old but no less informative.

I did. But not a whole lot. Less than 100 hours for sure.

That makes no sense. I know where I am. OP stated DayZ was losing out to rust because of all the hackers so I posted a link for the OP (a google search for Rust hackers) to show how prevalent they are. Any review of the link will show Rust suffers from a multitude of hackers. I think maybe YOU need to check your head because it's malfunctioning.

Oh really? http://www.google.com/search?hl=en-US&ie=UTF-8&source=android-browser&q=hackers+in+rust

DayZ - "It's time for JUST ICE!"

My wife wants to know how to get me to stop playing. A method that does not include sex.

So do flashlights and the like.

English, do you fucking read it? WARNING: THIS GAME IS EARLY ACCESS ALPHA. PLEASE DO NOT PURCHASE IT UNLESS YOU WANT TO ACTIVELY SUPPORT DEVELOPMENT OF THE GAME AND ARE PREPARED TO HANDLE WITH SERIOUS ISSUES AND POSSIBLE INTERRUPTIONS OF GAME FUNCTIONING.