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Everything posted by conan the librarian
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This is a serious flaw in the game then, it kind of makes the game obsolete.
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I can't wait until 100 population servers... maybe even higher. 200 would be a good number.
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That in fact, people who are trained to survive or go into the armed theatre of war, are not necassarily trained how to spell correctly, and that a typo or a spelling mistake does not mean that you could not survive in a hostile milatary encounter. Any questions?
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What clothing set/weapons would you add if you could?
conan the librarian replied to SomeCallMeNomad (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
I hear what you're saying mate, but where are things like overalls,russian paraphenalia, traditional eastern orthodox wear, all of which would be likely to be in the closets ( and might be useful). It wouldn't hurt, and might help educate young american boys a little better about the world than their governments give them during their 'pepsi cola advert sponsored state education, in association with millers light'. -
What clothing set/weapons would you add if you could?
conan the librarian replied to SomeCallMeNomad (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
I would genuinely be impressed if the devs could actually develop a loot spawn that was realistic - this game is set in a developing ex-soviet country, somewhere like Tajikistan, Kyrygzstan or Georgia. I would like to see a resemblance to what people in these countries wear - this isn't based in the fuckin You Esss of Ay, despite what most of the COD yanky man-boys who've never left their own fucking state let alone their country think. I don't want to see yanky weapons, I don't want to see yanky clothes, I don't want to see anything resembling what yanks would have in thier houses, on account of this game (thank fucking christ) isn't based on that horrible big police state country to the west. Go and play H1Z1 for the authentic united states hot-dog, baseballing loud mouthed ignorance if you want states side experience. -
Most armed forces personnel I meet are budding literary intellects. Tru story.
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OP is a duper - and he has kindly provided the evidence to hang himself out to dry. What an idiot.
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You are fully geared, would you shoot these people?
conan the librarian replied to leefriendfield's topic in General Discussion
If I ever get handcuffed for any other reason than what I suspect as being just a general robbing incident, I log off straight away - I die and they lose their handcuffs. -
I kid you not, it took about 100-120 hits with a pitchfork to kill a zombie earlier... it took about 5-6 minutes of constant body and head shots.
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^^ This. Unfortunately unless if you have like 4 snap loaders, then the shotgun is not very effective in a gun battle.
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I'm English, but those 2 pricks sicken me.
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Ahhh, back in the day of the 55Kb modem.
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2 Butthole Bandits meet their demise by the doings of old faithful ..
conan the librarian replied to blackberrygoo's topic in Gallery
Mate, I can't help think that that this was one uber-trained bandit/FPS v 3 noobs, but fuck, I love your style mate. One of my fave videos yet. I love to watch arrogant KOS teamspeak fairies get nailed good and proper by a single assailant. Good work. -
As the president of the anti-discrimination forces for new players, I call on you and all others to cease referring to new players as 'Bambis' it is hurtful and offensive, and certainly not clever or funny.
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I really would love to begin playing more regularly on hardcore, but my biggest problem with it is that my character is a 3 foot midget. This is the perspective that hardcore gives currently - from a distance I looked at the roots sticking out of a tree on a mountain slope, I then approach the tree roots and my eyes are level with it.. it's not right. Also, looking down at your own body, it looks as though my knuckles are scraping on the floor... blimey, I mean are we all chimpanzees? Is this what we have all come to? Chimps fighting ghost zombies? I didn't sign up for this captain. Even worse when the character is crawling - it gives the perspective as though your eyes are rolling along the floor.. I cannot see over an inch tall blade of grass.. Also, I can't shoot for shit, but that is another matter altogether.
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The problem with hardcore.
conan the librarian replied to conan the librarian's topic in General Discussion
Certain I'm not crouching. I ask of all of you to simply look down at your body whilst you are walking through grassy areas.. it looks like your knuckles are scraping the floor. Honestly, there's something not right about it. Besides which, since 1pp will never be accurately resemblant of real life 1pp until; virtual reality is used, I don't think I'll ever be playing 1pp... it gives me the willies. I'm also quite constipated at the moment. -
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The problem with hardcore.
conan the librarian replied to conan the librarian's topic in General Discussion
Maximus, thou is looking upwards. My char cannot even look over a window frame realistically in the police buildings.. the frames look only 4 foot above the floor, yet I only see about half of what is going on outside. -
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Normally the give away sign that someone is up to no good is yelling 'please help me!'. Don't let it turn you evil against weaker survivors, just remember that there are many ways of helping people in need, just drop bandages in future.
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I do not like the fact that a lot of grouped bandits speak effectively silently during the game, by speaking on skype/teamspeak or any other medium that allows them to gossip out of the range of people that may be close to them. I for one am as lone wolf who does his own thing, only then to be jumped by a bunch of silent bandits who then mug me or kill me. VOIP should be disabled during gameplay, and when walkie talkies are introduced in their fullness, that is when you can communicate long distances, but still you will need to speak in game for them to work, alerting anyone of your prescence. Me and my bro (before he left to go to australia :() used to chat all the time just using the in game proximity chat function, as we would do in real life. I know there is a shit ton of other things that need to be addressed, but I hope this will eventually be implemented.
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Yeah man! And we should also get a trolley as well that we can store stuffs in! And also a cart we can attach to our backs that store more stuffs! Wicked awesome super!
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Hyperactive adult male gets boner over alpha kill.. Congrats!
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Okay guys, who's going to confess being in this video :D
conan the librarian replied to korpisoturi (DayZ)'s topic in Gallery
Probably the best video I have seen so far. -
Finally after 50 hours....
conan the librarian replied to blissfulkunt's topic in General Discussion
To OP - I know how you feel buddy, but it is a part of the game, and a good learning lesson for you as well. You will improve your gameplay in light of this - stay vigilant, especially when in groups. Groups are a big target for bandits and lone wolfs. Try to remain unseen, scout your area well and keep lookouts.