conan the librarian

3 times, read it and weep. I make no apologies.

You made a change based on user feedback? What are you? some kind of crazy hippy?

running man and rene on video! What's next? a threesome with agathor as well? That would be good.

LOL @ 3pp aiming

Nope, no hidden insult. A lot of videos posted on here seem to lack any effort, and are thus crap and boring to watch. This video was entertaining.

I love videos with a little effort put into them. Done well mate.

It seems as though in the 0.49 that has been rolled back to no longer allows us to eat, drink and the temperature and thirst/hunger system is suspended. Anyone else finding this?

Glad to hear you have improved... :D

OK, interesting information - had never seen that before today. To draw a line under the matter, after I relogged earlier, everything went back to normal - so perhaps my char was stuck in some strange lag situation, whereby the server thought he was somewhere he shouldn't be whilst opening a can of sardines and eating them. Thanks all.

Seriously - I try to eat/drink something and a message comes down in the bottom left where it usually says 'I am cooling', 'I am hungry' etc. and it said 'Unable to do that now'. I ran from south of NWAF to military base near Ballota, and have still got dark green hydrated and bright green energised.

Personally I do not play in groups - the entire idea of using teamspeak in games such as this puts me off of the idea. There are so many good spawn points now that I see no need to ever suicide. A few months back it seemed that I was spawning in only Solnichny or Berezino which are my 2 least favourite spawn points. That has changed now, and the game has improved with the variation. It's a shame to see people who's idea of enjoying a game like this is narrowed by previous pvp type games - I guess that in the future with the planned changes to server types that we can allk pick and choose which game we want to play - clan friendly pvp or lone survivors.

Goat simulator meets dayz. Make it happen, please someone.

SQUEAKER ALERT!!!

The cows might be alright, but when the deer get together, there's an eveal conspiracy against humans and zeds alike.

That's a pretty ripe video there!

Have to say that i very, very nearly died of hypothermia yesterday, in the nick of time I managed to find the components to make a fire. My vision has never been so blurred and it took around 2 hours of gameplay to return to full health - could have done with a transfusion then. But point taken.

I've got no beef with them myself.

'Red like ze tip of his penis'

Excellent vid as always Aggathor.

Hackers are fair game against teamspeak users and campers. No sympathy. No matter - I bet your pals duped and gave you back a 'respectable' M4

I've never found a helicopter crash in a stable - in fact I never knew stables were in the game, let alone horses.

If I log out with the tent packed away in my hands, will the tent remain in my hands when I log back in? Also, if pitched, will the tent remain only on that server?

I hope you don't live to regret shooting that unicorn...

The end game of DayZ:

OK, thanks Mark. Shall need to begin remembering which server I pitch up in.