uberfan

Condolence beans for your efforts.

I was on a night server in the upper floor of the prison just east of the NWAF last week on the day the new patch went in. As I looted the floor my flashlight swept past a pristine pistol. I dropped my worn pistol in total darkness to pickup the pristine and as it fell out of my hand a shot went off and struck me, sending me into unconsciousness. Being that it was patch day I mind fucked myself into thinking there was some new logic in place that caused my loaded pistol to fire when it hit the floor. All the time you didn't make a sound while looting my gear as i lay there, eagerly awaiting my return to consciousness. When I awoke and began to wiggle around all i heard was the staccato chatter automatic rifle fire until i lay there, dead. I never saw or heard you in the darkness so I'm assuming you were glitched into the doorless room with your contrast & brightness all the way up. I wish we could meet again so I can share with you the joy and confusion i felt that night. God bless.

Use the sewing kits

poisoning consumables. A bike at the very least - to get around a little quicker. working suppressors. ability to move those that have been restrained. non lethal booby traps. Maybe break some that break legs or used as warning system like a trip wired stun grenade. flare gun. Boom boxes so you can throw down some fat beats. A stadium where we can have dance competitions and gladiatorial battles.

I had just spawned a few minutes prior and was fortunate enough to find an ax. I jogged over to a well and lo and behold another fresh spawn was already there. We exchanged pleasantries and after I had some water, I went on my way. About a minute later while I was doing some inventory inside a house, the same guy comes up behind me and punches the shit out of me. I was in shock since he didn't have any weapons and I clearly had an ax. As he kept throwing punches, I turned around and chopped him to death. I would have given him a pass if he only punched me once but dang, he was just wailing on me. Then there was a guy that scared the shit out of me on a night server. I was drinking soda in the barracks and I had just switched back to the M4 a guy turns on a flashlight two feet away from me. My immediate reaction was to start shooting.