robophant

if you are in the room i am thinking you are then you should get the option for climbing the ladder at some point. Do that and it will spawn u outside on the ladder ^^ had the same issue when i was fighting zombies with my axe - they just pushed me in and tried to starve me to death... these basterds!

Here some questions, game breaking bugs and also suggestions to help Dean Hall (since, according to his signature, he claims to be "in charge of not being retarded" ) See to it that we can sort the freaking server history by DATE (omg really) - Also it does not have to refresh EVERY FREAKING TIME when i switch to another tab!!!!! (even if its in alpha there is just NO EXCUSE for such a crappy server list!) Be a little more sensible when it comes to zombie respawning - Yeah, we all know its alpha, but once again, there is just NO EXCUSE for setting the zombie respawn timer (or whatever) to such a game breaking value!) Why on earth does my character stop moving completely whenever i switch raised weapons? Just why? because alpha? really? Why are there major lags and desyncs even when i have a ping below 20 and no desync shown at all? (according to player-list at least) This causes stuff like getting hit by a zed which is 50 meter behind me not being able to realise that I start bleeding because of some multidimensional invislbe desync-zombie is punching me backwards in time and space dying because of not being able to bandage not being able to interact with inventory without having to wait lots of seconds having to wait up to 30 seconds until a zed dies after i shot him (while in the meantime the zed is still able to punch the hell out of me), Whenever i right-click while looking down my sights the crosshair jumps around a little bit (about an inch or so) which makes it impoosible to aim Value for weapon sway is way, waaaaay to high. Even when holding breath the weapon is moving far to much. (Who the heck came up with that game breaking change anyway? And why?) Can't hit or shoot anymore after a couple of punches or when using other melee weapons. For some reason stuff in my inventory is looking blue-ish (even when inspecting stuff) - Does anyone else get that?Most of these issues are causing so much frustration and imho it would all be avoidable by showing a little bit more common sense when it comes to schedule your work in progress. (referring to the fact that you apparently think new hats are more important than a FREAKING SERVER-LIST THAT CAN BE SORTED BY DATE) Above anything else, keep up the good work - i still believe it's gonna be an awesome game! love and kisses, robo Edit: i could swear i posted this in "stable patch discussion" o_O

u r right, i fed him to much already here, have a bean

"Tell me, why has no one else commented on this post?" well, maybe because u spoiled it by being such a cynic putin-troll? think yabout it. Also, this i started this post about an hour ago and apparently only unemployed little trolls like you got the time to spread their trollish hate at this time of day. anyway, i see you just wont stfu i let the troll win this round cause i really dont give an effing shit about this anymore. cant waste anymore time with him tbh... @forum mod: please close this thread ^^ @the troll: sorry but now u have to find another victim ^^

read my initial post again pls, and this time really read it... if you look very very closely you may even find that i said that i have a ping below 20 and no desync (according to player list) yet i still got major lag-ish issues which led me to the conclusion that there must be an issue that might differ from the usual bad ping/desync/lag issues... Also, i did not say anything about to many zombies, did i? again, look very closely and you might find that i was refering to the respawn TIMER - which means, the time between a zombies die and respawn again. trollolololol... or as you may put it: trollolololol... really, do me a favor and stay under your bridge next time... all u little putin-troll did was denying very obvious and gamebreaking issues without even reading or even understanding the points i've been trying to make. obvious troll was obvious

dont try to justify, just stay under your bridge you little troll...

ohmygod, these putin-answers... i still cant get over this guy

lol you really took the time to give a cynic answer to almost every single sentence? very cynic u are indeed Not to mention that your answers are complete bullshit btw, this so called "search function" you referring to is utterly crap. I bet nobody ever found anything by using it edit: OMFG finished reading your crap just now.... AHAHAHAHA what a weak little troll you are... you did not even read my stuff... AHAHAHA, like the thing about the desync and lag: I clearly said i have a ping below 20 and now just look what you've wrote... just look at it!!! AhAHAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahahahahah....*Mylaughterslowlyfadingaway* edit2: you even put everything in red to make your trollish nature even more obvious *hohohoohohoo* trollololol

Seriously, how hard is it to announce new stuff in this very forum instead of spreading it via twitter and reddit? edit: Also, why would anyone add new functions like tents into the game for testing and then make it so freaking fucking rare that anybody who does not have 6hours of free time to look for it will ever find it? So freaking idiotic, really!

not everbody is using twitter and co. there is just no reason to spread infos on different platforms all over the net without any apparent system. why make it so hard for ppl to stay informed about the latest events?

an even wiser man once said "your mom!" and what he meant was "leave poor robophant alone cause he is totally right! this game will never be finished and everything done by now is utterly crap!" lets put it like this: IF they will ever be able to debug those deathtraps called "ladders", "stairs" and "rocks" and IF they will ever be able to debug these clunky annoying movement animations (where u stop moving when u switch a gun or raise your fists, or even when u are prone and crouch over a little bump on the ground which will cause you to stand up again in the most hectic situations) i will give this game another try. But i doubt they will figure out how to do it, i really do.

hehe

Sometimes rage has a reason - a good reason this is one of those occasions Just seeing this very very slow and crappy progress they make gives me a headache.

devs should just admit that they have no clue how to code instead of giving us such a lame excuse! all these problems with something as common as "pathfinding" just shows me that they better should hire somebody who actually can code. Every freaking game since 1990 has some kind of pathfinding or something similar implemented. Even wolfenstein3d got it right from the beginning. So, why the freaking hell is it such a big deal to code this? oh, i know: because this whole engine is a big piece of crap. The time they've spent to get simple things running in arma engine could have been used to start a whole new engine from scratch. FFS so incompetent!!! ps: according to the pics and the description about their work in this thread it clearly shows that this is not real pathfinding. It's more like putting a train on tracks and add some railway switches to simulate some kind of pseudo dynamic movement of zombies! what a crap

lol omg, exactly one month now since they made their "plans" and nothing happened... just ridiculous... also, i want my money back!

h1z1 will beat dayz's ass - Not because it will be better in any way but because dayz will never be finished!!! This rate of progress is just ridiculous. It almost looks like they have no clue about what to do with their crappy, clunky and ridiculously bugged game engine. Also, it seems to take them months to implement useless stuff like new hats - how can that be? Is it that hard to implement something into this game that even a new hat or a new spawn-location takes ages to code? It's just so sad, considering that i already spent my money on this crap in good trust.

^ this any idea why?

wow thats it thx a lot :)

would be funny but no. i am a freshspawn since every "session lost" or even "no message received" will delete my character and i have to start all over again... even restart did not help... still cant go prone (also, rubberbanding on experimental servers becomes worse again... unplayable)

nothing changed... i still can crouch tho

guys, there is a tool for win7 which allows you to disable built in mouse acceleration. Would that help?

Zombies should do rabbit noises...for camouflage

no.

bah, you being cynic... i like it...not!

Nope, nothing so far...