Leo Balzac

Lock this thread now. Trey and Matt feel violated.

I disagree, everyone must play in my style. Everyone.

Are you guys going to break into a rousing game of 'Soggy Cracker' next?

okay, so here's what you do: 1) strip down to your undies 2) sprint through a large town 3) yell "Take Me!" 4) repeat

I'll hop into this. 30 year old, EST player. Somewhat mature, though I can get sidetracked from time to time. urg, steam name TheSteamingPile

"What is needed to make hardcore, hardcore?" 2 things. Penis, Vagina.

next time bring an axe.

Snap into a SlimJim.

Bah, are you trying to be rational, on the DayZ Forum? I won't STAND for this!

I have not met this player "Morales"

I agree, OP has become entangled in his own web.

No no, I got it. I've been looking for a reason to post that testicle image for a while now, your thread at least gave me somewhat of an excuse. Also, if you REALLY wanted to be old-timey you'd have written "and ofer his heafod se fyrngewrit se tidfara"

crybabies gonna cry. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" - Some longhair hippie

^ Grow some. (Unless you're female, then it's okay)

Dean Hall is the ultimate bandit?

So, what you're saying is, it always says "Healthy" in your inventory when you're experiencing this phenomenon? Is it something like a phenomenon?

I occasionally like to KoS on the Toronto server. I always yell out 'Sorry' right after though.

CSB

TheRadBrad must die. (in-game that is, I somewhat enjoy his videos)

Even if he's just strafing side to side? Which is what the poster I quoted was talking about.

um, so.... You know both of these things are going to be accomplished right? I mean, when the game moves out of $!*%@ and into Beta we should have this kind of stuff implemented. Patience. Just because you bought early access doesn't mean the game now needs to be rushed because you're bored with it.

stop feeding the trolls folks.

The part where I start someone else's 'life cycle' over.

Have you ever thought that maybe they're circling to avoid getting plugged by people? Would you prefer they stand still so you can line up that perfect headshot?