Leo Balzac

until the gas mask is needed for more than aesthetic reasons, I don't really see the importance. Make enough topics about it and they MAY grant your wish though :P

Let us not have this happen again.

quiet Rocket, you're ruining the moment. :P

The truck driving makes me think of the 'aliens' from the movie Mist. Creepy as hell.

I always laugh when people insist the 5.56 NATO was developed to be 'more humane'. Perhaps that was a consideration but the main objective when developing the round was to provide a projectile capable of incapacitating an opponent at longer ranges while still leaving the firearm controllable when fired on a full-auto/burst setting.

lol. ermahgerd, 170 seconds!!!! that's like almost 3 minutes! THE HUMANITY!!!!

I've seen a couple Aussies posting about wanting some AU exp servers. I'd find the topics for you, but I really don't care much. Maybe some of your compatriots are lost?

That editing almost made my brain bleed.

I love how people talk about 300 seconds like it's a long time. Have we, as a society, grown THAT impatient? I mean, really, that's 5 minutes. 5. You can't even rub one out in that amount of time. Well, I can't anyway.

hackers have small RL peens, so they hack to grow big epeens.

dynamic loot respawn will reduce server hopping. It will never stop though.

I regret clicking on this topic....

Oh backpack man, we barely knew thee.

Cryllic isn't a language. You need to have a few less drinks before playing if you're reading maps in Cryllic :P

The 15cm tall rock that broke my leg would like to disagree with you.

Go East young man!

All the BAW on the forums.

"What to do?..." Whatever you want, that's the beauty of this game.

Only crybaby hippie scum complains about how someone else plays the game. (Unless they're exploiting/hacking, that's fair game IMO)

PvE is for crybaby hippie scum.

A potato cannon. So I can grow my own ammo. 1 hit kill bitches, YEAH!

I demand the alpha build be the same as the final build because I've looked at an example of code once so therefore I'm a developer with experience and I know what I'm talking about. Anyone who thinks this game needs time to be made properly are just fanboys who will do anything to defend Dean and BIS. This game has been in development for over a year now therefore Alpha should be the same as release.

In reality, if you've got a severe wound to your abdomen, you're not going to be diving anywhere. A roll animation would be cool but I don't mind the current bandage animations..

any beer named after Rasputin should be so high in alcohol content, it almost kills you to drink it. I mean, the guy was a legendary drunk...

There should be a 'cremate body' action. It takes an hour and you have to have firewood, matches, bellows and a NIOSH mask....