Leo Balzac

clouds move east. No wonder I can never find you :P

The Female presumption you say? Does that mean she's actually a he?

Ikea sells a bathroom vanity called the Godmorgon.

yep, airfields are a hot-zone.

you should move around, you'll starve/dehydrate much faster.

yeah, even if a player swears they're friendly, never stand still, never turn your back, and have you thumb ALWAYS hovering over the space bar.

I didn't realize Hacking was a hetero only activity.....

That's crazy talk Irish. Have another drink.

You're holding it wrong.

Spank those bandits. Spank 'em good. Yeah, like that, yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh...

Not really, just look at the number of players, usually if the server pop is low, that usually means a reset has recently occurred. That's the best I can come up with.

He could have just been camping Balota....

I want this

probably some from column A and B. Desync should get better as server side optimizations are implemented, but it'll never completely go away. Next time watch the door :P

You encountered the mythical Chernaraus Space Program. It never really got off the ground.

random loot would be quite fun. It would make people spread out across the map more, but you'll get a lot of pushback from the 'veterans' as they do not like change.

I'd much prefer some magic beans tbh.

Escaped Ward of the State. I am unpredictable, sloppy and absolutely insane. During moments of lucidity I try to survive. When the voices take over, I am capable of anything.

how about they don't remove the 5 minute timer. I've said it twice now, 5 minutes is an insignificant amount of time. I have extremely limited gaming time, yet have no problem with a 5 minute timer, 'cause you know what? It's 5 bloody minutes. Next time you're waiting to get into a game, try some deep breathing exercises, that should calm you down.

While I agree with what you're saying here, saying it won't change anything; especially on these forums.

There is a trade system already. It's called 'communication'. Here's how it works. 1) Player A approaches Player B 2) After determining Player B will most likely not KOS, Player A approaches and asks for an item, while offering up something he has 3) Player B has the item requested and needs the item offered 4) A trade takes place Boom, instant trade system.

I will not be happy until I can spray paint my underwear.

I disagree with your proposal.

I would have attacked them. I am general thrown into a wild rage by the sound of teenage voices :P

Seriously, someone is white-knighting Hitler? This place is unbelievable..... @OP, who cares how others play the game? Play it your way, have fun!