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Window Licker

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    I just got this game, anyone want to show me the ropes?

    When your following the road, don't walk on it, walk in the forest with the road in sight Edit: cos being shot isn't overly fun
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    Simple ingame fix to KOS

    Ugh got it all wrong the perfect solution to KoS? don't get seen
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    Suggestion - Board up existing houses

    Breaking News!!!! Today in Electro thousands of players where killed... Alegedly after being axed in the back while boarding up a house containg all of their weapons, food and blowup dolls. Live on the scene Greg is interviewing one of the bandits commiting this murder, over to you Greg. "Hello Mary, I am here with a bandit who goes by the alias "EdwardAxeHands" guess he couldn't find the space bar Mary, So Ed what made you resort to axing defenseless people in the back while they where boarding up their supplies?" "uh well.. It kinda started out that we would ahh.. wait for the people to leave and then we'd axe our way in and steal their supplies, but uh I got shot by the owners a couple of times so then we just thought hey why don't we just kill them to protect ourselves, turns out it's faster too because we don't need to open it if we arrive at the right time" "And there you have it Mary the new generation of bandits murdering people in cold blood welcome to the apocalopse"
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    Idea - please devs and admins read my topic

    no I think you need find the right places to look.... https://twitter.com/Hicks_206/ https://twitter.com/rocket2guns http://www.reddit.com/r/dayz http://dayzdev.tumblr.com/ oh hey look they are working on combat logging..... http://www.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/1ugd06/change_log_030113953/ceih3gp
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    Confessions from a N00b!1 (share yours too)

    Yeah I just about got murdered by a guy with a fire extuingisher, in my infinate wisdom went back into Electro used my last few rounds on some Zombies climbed on the roof of a building to have a sniper start using me for target practice. Then start getting attacked by some guy using only his fists trying to dodge bullets while getting punched... It all was too much I saw a section of roof that I hoped would have no ladder to if and jumped hoping the fall would kill me leaving my (empty) gun out of reach. I don't think I'm going back to electro unless I spawn there..
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    New DayZ Update -

    *Edit Point already made by someone else
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    New DayZ Update -

    If your not looking for combat then make your own LAN Server and play on that by yourself, I'm not a PvP head but as part of my SURVIVAL I sometimes need to head to populated area's. I've never combat logged despite the things that have happened to me because thats not SURVIVAL that's (imho) cheating. I've never held any gun bigger then my... Pistol but I swear if I get the mosin with a shiny scope I'm not gonna hide and pop zombies, I'm finding a nice cosy spot near electro and start sniping bandits/KoS's. IF I was wanting to play a survival simulator it would be LAN or Fallout. in closing YES having a 20 second timer before logout is a fantastic idea.. Making me wait 2-5 mins to re-connect cos I got dropped from the server is akin to wearing pants on head.... now I'm off to lick windows and vote republician
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    How do I turn on my microphone?

    THANK YOU!!!
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