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Everything posted by Window Licker
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I can't go on.... remember me for what I was, not the dung beetle that I now am!!!
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Found a New Spawn, sacrifice under way!!
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http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/business/technology/121211/australia-police-apple-maps-dangerous-iphone-5 The machines struck first, we should have taken notice...
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Need a group/friends? Or just want a place to chill?
Window Licker replied to hunter2123's topic in General Discussion
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To whomever was running around elektro blasting Jungle Boogie
Window Licker replied to Colemanw26's topic in General Discussion
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Do bandits really exist on DayZ Standalone?
Window Licker replied to TheModernGamer94's topic in General Discussion
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time to turn the bat signal on? or is it too late and I'm coming back as a dung beetle? mega bump mission!!
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I probably just got them all killed but go here there is a whole DayZ RP community. http://www.dayzrp.com/
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How often do you sever hop?
Window Licker replied to king_of_the_beans's topic in General Discussion
I get on the server and stay there, it's proven rather fortunate at times, although experimental servers all start at the same time's so hopping is pointless, also I feel like a man when I drink my own piss to stay alive. Edit: also it goes against what I hold to be the spirit of the game and make it more challenging. -
I fail to see how that was a rage post at all, OP is simply echoing the thoughts of myself and likely a good portion of the people who play. The warning's that we go through every time we play are there to remind people that there will be severe and game breaking issues in this game as they are still early in the process of making the core mechanics and features. Its disappointing to come here as often as I do and find the forums full of threads that are repeats of the one below and add nothing constructive game development, there is more a stream of people who bought an alpha, not a beta, not a release candidate and not a finished title that simply seem to be unaware of what they purchased.. They are somehow deluded enough to think that games are made by magic and unicorns and dean just can't be arsed to buy a unicorn to make the finished product next week. Mostly because there seems to be a belief that he's too busy drinking heroic amounts of booze and driving around in Lambo's cos he's rich. and everything that Hetstaine pointed out while I was writing this....
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I yelled at my computer to give you beans when I stopped laughing as I still did not have full control of my body, that would be one hell of an ad campaign. DayZ Bleach, over 1,000,000 survivors force fed.
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How about after pressing log out a timer comes up and count's down 30 seconds the ONLY button is "quit now" for those who want to see themselves get gunned down for trying to combat log.
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I usually pick up bits of paper I see that I think are "out of place" and try reading them, I'm also usually disappointed.. I have only left one note in memory after I stumbled into black forest the first time warning to not go that way.
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8 hours of searching and all I've found is a motorcyle helmet.
Window Licker replied to poultond's topic in New Player Discussion
First question I'd ask is do you know where you are? Second question, What have you been eating to survive? -
Have a thought on how to get in there might be having to test when I get home, but most likely tomorrow :D
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Game is unplayable since the last update ?
Window Licker replied to poooz's topic in General Discussion
I started rubberbanding once so I stopped moving for a moment and let everything catch up, other then that I haven't experienced it. -
Do Zombies Dream Of A Good Nights Sleep? (Zombie feedback)
Window Licker replied to SmashT's topic in General Discussion
If you look through this thread you will see where I have done several experiments with the respawning mechanic unfortunately the only thing false here is your claim. -
Ya there has been several thread's debating the 3pp view and this kind of modification, it's a decent idea as it has been a hot point in the past.
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WARNING: Do not kneel near Zombies.
Window Licker replied to pacific_coast's topic in General Discussion
Now I know your trolling, do you just eat around the edges of your steak? didn't think so! -
WARNING: Do not kneel near Zombies.
Window Licker replied to pacific_coast's topic in General Discussion
Yes well that's a big risk, have you seen how many broken windows are in Chernarus?