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Window Licker

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  1. Window Licker

    DAyZ where are thou

    Ironically even if it was faster to do it ingame I bet people would still google it.
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    Standalone Alpha on Steam

    Well if you do buy it here's come tip's, People will shoot you on sight, stay unseen Low pop servers contain more loot, but the people who loot them are paranoid and will shoot you without hesitation or conversation High pop servers have less loot but some people will talk to you, before they cuff you and steal you pant's. The coast is death. If you get lost just run in a single direction until you hit road's, train tracks or power lines then follow them. Any Military instillation is a KoS zone. this is a full and amazing guide written up by one of our forums members read that first. http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/164295-stalkers-survival-guide-complete-update-01-mar/
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    DAyZ where are thou

    Answers would be on google in under an hour of launching the system.
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    When Base Building Is Introduced, What Will You Build?

    Ahhh yes young one's, think seedier with more sea men
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    We whined, cried and bitched, now lets move on

    And lock forum access until each new one is watched. I was gonna make a comment about her surviving the apocalypse by eating her spare chin's, but when I looked closely to count them I was like wtf? so dude clear this up for me is that a chick or a cross dresser? Bean's to the OP for trying to enlighten the community, I celebrate your choice to insult us thus ensuring that everyone reads your whole post only to realize it was a trap to get them to read your whole post. Well played sir.
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    Problems with cooking system

    Yeah I can't for the life of me find them, there is somewhere out there a portable gas stove that as part of the container includes a small pot. Currently the pot's are 3x3 inside so that 2 for the stove and gas another 1 or 2 for a spare gas canister depending, 2 I think for the survival/combat/kitchen knife do you need a frying pan cos in an apocalypse I have no complaints about frying in a pot, done it before. then you can also store spare food in there as well. Another thought is food spoiling, I'm excited for the cooking, animals and camp fire's as a whole, would you be able to put a cold pack or something in the pot with your meat to make a makeshift cooler? humm cold pack seem kinda unlikely but I can imagine storing the raw meat in a pot or similar container would help keep it fresher for longer. yes it's not realistic but I don't remember the last time I threw a steak in with my guns, stick's and other things.
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    melee weapons

    Yeah that's where some of those weapons seem problematic at times, I've swung with an axe and it just hits the roof, but it seams that it will only hit once on it's path so wildly swinging at a Z then I was face palmed (single hand) and went outside.
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    Nowhere to go when up north.

    Scope out the north, there's the layout for something in the far NW corner, find future stash sites. plot world domination, find the jeep that been run off the road and crashed into a tree visit the bus wreck in the random intersection. find caves, send co-ord's
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    Problems with cooking system

    yeah dawg, I put a fry pan on that one and another gas stove under the pot, and you can cook with gas while your cooking with gas!!! BOOM!!! you are dead.
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    Sick and tired!

    OP didn't state specifically which building it was here's another stating it can be done on any building. 0009312: Glitching/Firing through any structure http://feedback.dayzgame.com/view.php?id=9312
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    Sick and tired!

    Well that is pretty shitty, this is one of those thing that afaik I've not encountered yet, in saying that there is a warning before you buy the game and you do click one every time you play, yes this need to be addressed as you said as it's a severely game breaking exploit. I have not seen anything in any dev blog's or posts relating to this which I thought there would be the main hope is that with the larger dev team issue's like this should be addressed quicker. It is the combat logging/ghosting issue all over again, I have no respect of people who choose to exploit these bug's but unfortunately this is something that time should address I hope they get on this shortly. Your description doesn't tell me enough information I'm guessing they are inside and glitching to the outside? if one of these doesn't explain it then look and post here when you find the right one so people can upvote it this will help resolve this issue. http://feedback.dayzgame.com/view.php?id=4002 http://feedback.dayzgame.com/view.php?id=5417
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    DAyZ where are thou

    Okay so I can use any esp "macro" and thats all legit then? I've never seen a macro that runs based on the color on screen, can I make a macro that will make me look at the nearest player and shoot him for me?
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    how to reduce lag in dayz caused by lighting

    Edit: Some days I just see something and it make's my blood boil, there is options for all the thing's you described in you ingame menu under configure, the video option are kinda spread around but open every menu and you will find what your looking for and more.
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    Nerd RAAAAAAGE! (my first death)

    I've broken my legs attempting to get on one of the ship ladders, I was flung 40 stories to my death in Cherno off one of the high rises there, I was shot in electro using a ladder, I climbed into one of the green lookouts at NWAF and decided while pulling out my gun that I was a horrible person and flew to my death, although strangely enough I did manage to climb down a ladder using only my spine and all was well. I don't know where people keep glitching thru stairs either I've used plenty of them with no issue and generally can climb ladders just fine. Always put your gun away before attempting any ladder climb
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    DayZ's Saint Patrick's Day Celebration

    server?
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    Binoculars need to be implemented

    To re-iterate what both of these people have said, They have the model for the Bino's they are just configuring them expect to see them very soon.
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    Confirmation of changes. Authentication time out.

    Yes I've had it on occasion too, it's already logged in the bug tracker so visit and upvote!! http://feedback.dayzgame.com/view.php?id=5381
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    Give Medkit more slots

    I've actually taken to using the improvised backpack when ever possible (anyone got a burlap sack) The current choices for low profile backpack's is that or the hunter's and I've been taking care not to look like a guy who is a walking armoury, I can fit all I need in a improvised backpack with the green raincoat and cargo pant's. Granted I do need to get food a little more often but I can have several "useless" items in my bag and still have enough space. As far as the medkit's go I like the current size and trying to figure out what I NEED to carry vs carrying every item in the game. Epi-pen, morphine, bandages and saline bag, would be my typical load out. Although I do like the idea of the trauma kits maybe taking up a 2x6 slot in the bag but containing a more specialized equipment and having a larger internal space. We will have to wait and see what changes the new medical system introduces.
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    No Zombies

    Yeah, just to echo what everyone else has said, no, The experimental has actually become rather challenging unless you have the fire axe, I'm decent at handling the infected. I have no issue punching one out but now I've been having minor issues looting a town its no longer off a few infected and prance around like it's a tropical holiday I have to stay on my toes and initially I when thru a ton of bandages from dealing with infected the "old" way. When they reinstate the infection mechanic it's going to make things increasingly difficult.
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    Experimental woes :T

    yeah that's the one I ment, I get so giddy when I'm in there so many windows.........
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    Loot balance

    Settle down folks, honestly when the current experimental hit's stable we might even get complaints going the other way on this the rates have been nerfed a bit there (no a great deal tho). I've posted this it feel's like 10 times in the last few weeks so here goes again, in the longer term spawn rates for high grade weapons are going to drop thru the floor, as well as the loot respawn system spreading the loot about more randomly. Currently they are pretty much just waiting on the physic's engine which is in development, and the development of more improvised weapon's (bows, spears, etc) when they are comfortable that we can survive using these additional systems the SKS will be rare and the man with the M4 will be king. So I get what your saying, Dean agree's just a matter of time.
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    Experimental woes :T

    DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY, na na na na DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY.... Yeah the back room doesn't spawn loot in the pub.
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    Wizardry is OP, needs to be toned down.

    E-Peen: word funny dictionary writing E-Peen is another phrase for Electronic Penis, and is used to describe other people's on the interwebs who's ego is so far out of check they stroll around the forums like their penis is nearly dragging on the floor.
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    Rain Needs To Be Turned Down.

    yes frequent rain that is constantly turning on and off, it almost like they are testing it or something. I like the feel and the elements it will bring to the game guess it's just ruined sniping SEE YOU IN CHERNARUS!!!
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    DAyZ where are thou

    On the topic of macroing, wouldn't your macro need to target something outside of your character to function properly I can understand if your macroing stuff in your inventory already but at soon as you start trying outside of your character, you'd be running serious risk (almost guaranteed) of getting banned for hacking. Not exactly smart.
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