jellyzRL

ever watched shawshank redemption? the human jaw has more than enough muscle to separate male genetalia from the body. so go and shove your dick in who ever's mouth you want, just have fun hiking around chernarus looking like you're on the mother of all periods.

by the look of your profile picture, you sir, look like a man who needed help transporting the piss from his penis to his mouth

don't lie you want it as well

you have to have a container to pee into (or maybe just get your spine all mangled to you can suck you own dick I guess) and every time you do it you receive diminishing returns and if you leave the piss in the bottle too long you get poisoning. oh and also you get to force feed people your piss.

hey I found this here rabbit but I didn't seem to be able to actually hit it? sorry I should have taken a picture in first person but I wasn't really thinking.

I always thought it was generally accepted that you spawned on the beach because you had 'washed up', it works from gameplay point of view because it kind of separates the fresh spawns (generally close to shore) and the older characters (generally inland). sometimes I feel like my distance into the interior of the map is like a measure of how well I'm doing. it serves the game well to have a 'starting area'.