Gugolas

All the sounds are temporary and have to be reworked. You know, rabbits doing zombie sounds, random gates, random cans opening... Give it time and we'll see what it will be.

Try what G24HAM suggested you, some people gets wiped changing servers too quickly. Try that, choose also high ping ones and "strange" ones, it might work...get in and get out, sometimes try to get out also when it says "please wait". Lol ninjed

Jason? Derulo?

Yes, search for desync in the forums, you'll find many threads about this issue that, at least for me, is getting worse day by day (I can't find a playable server anymore, but if you have time keep trying but remember that playable now does not mean tomorrow). Desync does not affect everybody and nobody understood why, at the moment. Inventory lagging, hotbar non working and invisible zombies/players are the main problems with this issue. Hopefully they will fix it in the new patch, even if the devs never talked about it.

The exp servers have not been restarted since...days: this is extremely bad, because for some reason in those servers people with desync issues could play without problems.Let's hope those will be restarted in the next 2 days and maybe with a new patch to test!

Another innocent victim of the most feared killer. You know, people says "kill the dead, fear the living...oh shit, ladder!"

This.

I bet (or hope) less desync issues!

I wouldn't ask myself what that was used for, if I were you...

It's called Roll-ollò marathon.

Same location as Kamishovo, but in another dimension. Everybody knows that.

Yo dawg! I heard you like pants, so I put some pants in your pants so you can pants while surviving with pants.

Spray disinfectant!!!!

Lol, I feel your pain. Someone please gift us new PCs!!!

Anyway that's still better than tw-two chainzzzzzzz!

It was a random sound. Sounds are currently a mess (they were simply imported), and sometimes random sounds disturb players. They are reworking sound completely, but there's yet no ETA for the basic fixes (like rabbits doing zed sounds, random opening cans, etc). They have a new "sound guy", but I don't know if this is a priority now :)

If I were you I would stick to under 20 servers if possible. But it might be simply a desync issue: many of us are experiencing that since last patch...I hope that they will fix it soon. Search for Desync in the forums to see if you get also the other "symptoms" of this problem.

Visit green mountain when you want to respawn.

Zombies already have superpowers. Zombie ghosts biatchees!!

I don't see why stomach grumbling should be connected to farting, unless you're eating air to fill it XD Sorry, had to write this :D

Uhm, fuck that fucking fuck. No, this never happened to me, but I heard others complaining about it: most have in common server hopping...switching server the less possible might help preventing this issue.

Zombie ghosts. Damn you evolution.

Should be eliminated before she finds a construction site.

Zeds are far away from there...you really tried everything to get out? Using V, running fists up, unshouldering weapon against the walls? Then I might suggest you to change servers continuously and very quickly. Try to use the issue that sometimes causes the character not to save on tha hive when you switch servers too fast while still loading...maybe trying with servers that have an high ping and exiting sometimes even when waiting on host may work. I would give it a try, if I were you.

Usually the servers reset every 4 hours, but this may vary. Before loot respawn I think that we will have to wait for more server optimisation and main introductions to stress the servers so...who knows. Maybe weeks, maybe months...I imagine that they have other priorities :)