Gugolas

Zombies already have superpowers. Zombie ghosts biatchees!!

I don't see why stomach grumbling should be connected to farting, unless you're eating air to fill it XD Sorry, had to write this :D

Uhm, fuck that fucking fuck. No, this never happened to me, but I heard others complaining about it: most have in common server hopping...switching server the less possible might help preventing this issue.

Zombie ghosts. Damn you evolution.

Should be eliminated before she finds a construction site.

Zeds are far away from there...you really tried everything to get out? Using V, running fists up, unshouldering weapon against the walls? Then I might suggest you to change servers continuously and very quickly. Try to use the issue that sometimes causes the character not to save on tha hive when you switch servers too fast while still loading...maybe trying with servers that have an high ping and exiting sometimes even when waiting on host may work. I would give it a try, if I were you.

Usually the servers reset every 4 hours, but this may vary. Before loot respawn I think that we will have to wait for more server optimisation and main introductions to stress the servers so...who knows. Maybe weeks, maybe months...I imagine that they have other priorities :)

Glitchy.

Yes...and beware of ladders, they kill more people than bandits :D

No, you can't build anything yet...we will have to wait a bit for that. As for your second question, I don't know how to help you, but I can confirm you that the standard restart is every 4 hours, it may depend in the specific server anyway.

I don't hate. I get your point and I think you are right, and I still have hope but...you know, not too much. They will work on it, I'm sure (even if not soon as you hope), but I fear the results will be disappointing...let's hope I'm wrong :)

I still have hope on servers. Leaving jokes apart, as far as I can understand Rocket already had a plan for that. Give the devs time, and let's see what they do before proposing something else. Even if it is so popular remember that server hopping is not a main priority issue in this phase of development.

Find and climb as many ladders as you can. They won't hesistate.

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/163889-severe-lag/?p=1654935 Read this and other threads that you can find using the search button with "desync". It may help you.

That's how they get you. They gain your trust and then suddently eat all of your beanzz.

I suggest you to search also for other threads debating this problem and offering ideas (sadly not working) for solving the problem, those might be helpful. Just search for desync, because that's the way this issue is mainly called (because it implies that the client is not syncronized with the server). This happens from time to time without any clear cause to several users (including me) after the last patch: let's hope they'll fix it with the next one ;) Edit: note that while you are "stuck in desync", zeds and people can often see you and attack you and usually you can't notice that until next log in on server (same or different). Expect character death if you play in these circumstances!

You are probably be right, for sure they will change them again, that's why they always mark the spawn points as "ongoing" in the changelogs.

I believe that something similar might be already planned for when the servers will be able to support more zombies and those will have been reworked ;)

Sometimes that happens when you join and log out and rejoin (same or other server) too fast, because your character can't be saved in time. The only thing you can do about it (afaik) is waiting a bit more, but clearly wipes have to be expected, for one reason or another :(

Hicks stated on Twitter that currently there are 19 spawn points, and clearly most of them are on the east. I spawned quite few times in elektro (west of) and in novy sobor, in the north. Last time I spawned at balota was 1 day after the spawn rearrangement, so I'm not sure that the server I was playing on was updated, I believe it wasn't.

Deer stands?! But they have evil damned ladders! Crazy guys, stay away from ladders!

Let's hope so, but also only fixing server issues and pbo cheating would be great.

You are playing a post-apocaliptic game, man. Get used to the idea that something in humanity might be wrong.

Bubster is right, ignore the space for the key and just select the program. And note that what spartan said it's not true, you can eat and drink lol ._. Clearly there will be wipes and problems, but that happens also in the normal servers. Note that normally the experimental servers run on a separate hive, so you won't lose your main character playing there. The new patch now is only in internal testing, and not in the public exp servers: playing there now means playing with the rolled patch. Check announcements to know when a new patch gets to experimental servers. The experimental servers are 4: DE 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, some of them are usually first person only. Filter with "exp" to find them and enjoy!

Hate this alpha fanboys...he just asked if this happened to somebody else...let him live, he's not complaining or attacking or anything else, so why attack him instead of reading and answering or just passing away? Had a similar issue one time, rolled down a "school" and didn't even press E...that was fun. But there was still massime rubberbanding so I can't tell you if it was the same thing as yours. The only solution is to avoid roofs or spend very little time on them, for the moment. Uhm, and by saying that I confess that I died yesterday on a ladder again lol, so I understand that it's difficult not to go up there.