falled isn't a word

why would I want a 1911 that holds 7 rounds instead of a 45acp that holds 15 rounds... of the same ammo

Rabbits be like

OP can't even spell Balota right

U.S. military uses to make it look like they tuck their pants in... they actually don't tuck them in and it's out of uniform to tuck your pants in your boots.

Ending every sentence with a :) :thumbsup: :facepalm:

"since we have container for water"... lol did you just expect to throw the water into your backpack and run along

if there were negative beans, you earned them

I should be able to put my stove and gas canistor inside my cooking pot.

I don't want to have to brush my teeth in a survival simulator... sorry

There is currently a bug with the lamp that makes the lamp only emit light to the environment if you are playing on the server you found it on.

I don't know whats wrong with your guys' eye-feet coordination... I have never fell down ladders. I go up and down them all the time (I like to see if any loot spawns on top of buildings [it never does])

So you just found the mosin you've been looking for... but you already have an M4. Hardest choice in your life has to be made, now. Why not carry both? Wouldn't you just love to carry a M4 and a Mosin? My suggestion is that you can put a rifle on either the left or right side of your backpack. Make the melee slot not a melee only slot anymore. There's already enough melees you can carry around inside your backpack to make that slot open for another rifle! Gun straps have been suggested before, which are straps that hold a second rifle around your body. I would agree that gun straps are another alternative to carrying 2 rifles, but I would prefer to have a choice if I wanted to carry my second rifle with a loud strap dangling from my body, or ditch the melee and have a rifle on the left and right side of my backpack.

I want a tuba or sousaphone.

If you are energized and hydrated and not healing, you probably are regaining blood. Once you are done doing that you will go into healing.

I want to drag bodies out of the open and into cover.

Valve, EA and Rockstar are not engines dude..

Dick move..

I keep just my tuna and sardines in my pants

Don't kill yourself... hold w when logging out and hold it when logging in and you should be out. This worked for me when I got stuck inside stairs.

What happens if my character gets wet? Or do I just ignore that? How do I prevent heart attacks?

wtf is this shit