Zollicoffer

Jesus guys, give it a rest. Take part in the thread and stop being downers. If I tried starting a conversation in person and was treated like this, there would soon be a support group for cynical asswipes with the back of my hand permanently imprinted on their faces.

It's not that simple. Damage values aren't simplified into easy-to-understand armor ratings. This isn't WoW.

Don't confuse it for the tactical vest. Those can be found in fire stations. Vests UK Assault Tactical PRESS Anti-stab Ballistic

Hippies vote for me. Fuck em.

Blame the Seahawks.

I am a congressman currently residing in Seattle, and I haven't been sober for four days. This sounds like an AMAZING IDEA slash COKE IS A WONDER DRUG.

It's a reflected texture, that's it. Also, the same technique used in Rorschach tests. You see a priest, I see a hippie in aviators with the sun above his head.

Dude, Phillip Seymour Hoffman. I was going to post something worthwhile, but now I'm in shock and this is my way of dealing with it while holding back a tear.

Fantastic. Let's count how many heads this one will fly over.

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/169526-pending-changelog-experimental-branch-033114782/ and http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/169955-why-has-insert-any-bug-not-been-fixed-yet-when-there-is-new-content-coming-in/

I just wanted to bring everyone's attention to this mini-FAQ in the post for the latest update, in an effort to reduce unnecessary topics in the General forum: Please post responsibly.

Oh lord. I had already dubbed Deathlove the official forum female in my mind. Awkward.

Can this thread die already?

He tried to draw on you; he had what was coming to him. And you have fantastic bone structure.

Clear a 2x6 space in your inventory, then pick it up with mouse hover. No problem.

The down jacket spawns on the shipwreck near there, and the tactical vest can be found at most military loot spawns: barracks, jails, ATC, tents (not currently spawning), etc. There is also a PRESS vest that spawns on the shipwreck that comes in blue and light blue.

Fresh spawns aren't defenseless. Also, most people who play this game are kids. So. There's that.

Is time travel easier if you're only going back a week?

Those facial expressions are priceless. He talks back in the 4th frame. You can clearly see the results of that.

If you limit ammo spawns, then you would be more likely to find ammo on other players than in the environment. Please follow this thought to its logical conclusion.

Are there people who think about Brazil enough to hate it?

Maybe they haven't bothered to implement it yet because a good chunk of the player base can't read or write?

Guys, the questions have been answered. Quit being jerks and find another thread.

Yes.

Is the OP from Portland?