Zollicoffer

Jesus guys, give it a rest. Take part in the thread and stop being downers. If I tried starting a conversation in person and was treated like this, there would soon be a support group for cynical asswipes with the back of my hand permanently imprinted on their faces.

It's not that simple. Damage values aren't simplified into easy-to-understand armor ratings. This isn't WoW.

Don't confuse it for the tactical vest. Those can be found in fire stations. Vests UK Assault Tactical PRESS Anti-stab Ballistic

Hippies vote for me. Fuck em.

Blame the Seahawks.

I am a congressman currently residing in Seattle, and I haven't been sober for four days. This sounds like an AMAZING IDEA slash COKE IS A WONDER DRUG.

It's a reflected texture, that's it. Also, the same technique used in Rorschach tests. You see a priest, I see a hippie in aviators with the sun above his head.

Dude, Phillip Seymour Hoffman. I was going to post something worthwhile, but now I'm in shock and this is my way of dealing with it while holding back a tear.

Fantastic. Let's count how many heads this one will fly over.

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/169526-pending-changelog-experimental-branch-033114782/ and http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/169955-why-has-insert-any-bug-not-been-fixed-yet-when-there-is-new-content-coming-in/

Oh lord. I had already dubbed Deathlove the official forum female in my mind. Awkward.

I just wanted to bring everyone's attention to this mini-FAQ in the post for the latest update, in an effort to reduce unnecessary topics in the General forum: Please post responsibly.

Can this thread die already?

He tried to draw on you; he had what was coming to him. And you have fantastic bone structure.

Clear a 2x6 space in your inventory, then pick it up with mouse hover. No problem.