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    Holy hell! Red glowing bullet firing hacker gun?!

    There are multi-colored tracer files located and that have been data mined. So, these hackers are totally just being nice guys and pre-alpha testing these tracers for us!
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    Death is final?

    Hi, I play this game, I'm a decent folk.
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    How many hours have you played DayZ SA so far?

    Ugh... about 380...? lol..sad I know.. but, I've pretty much stopped now.. there isn't really a whole lot to test left to be honest.. they need to spit some more shit out.
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    I think I found the rarest item in the game so far

    Eh, if he has ever found 10 press vests/down jackets in 60 hours... he just server hops like a mofo.
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    I think I found the rarest item in the game so far

    The down jacket, press vest, and anti-stab can all spawn in the boat and the train stations. Press Vest and the Down jacket are hilarious cause the down jacket is bugged at the moment and if you put it on in the right order, you can wear the press vest and the down jacket(the down jacket can not be worn with vests unless you do the bug with the press vest).
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    Fun new game.

    "You don't have anything I need but what I want is the satisfaction of watching you bleed out." I think you go to hospitals for that kind of thing.
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    Why won't you fix the mouse?

    the mouse is the highest priority. Rainbows, kittens, sunshine, and what have you.
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    What causes Desync?

    Large floppy donkey wieners from outer-space eating french fry flavored marshmallows while wearing capes and singing, "Can You Take Me High Enough", by the Damn Yankees. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_uh8XjgLTE dunno... I'm bored, probably just the shitty infrastructure at the moment.
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    BUG LIST - WORK IN PROGRESS!

    If you put on the Down Jacket...then put on a shirt then the Press Vest, you are able to have a vest over the Down Jacket(tooltip says you cannot and it doesn't allow you to with any other vest or even the press vest if not done in the right order). Only works with the press vest and no other Vest. Also you cannot put the Down Jacket over existing clothes when the tooltip says you should be able too. Eating while prone, makes you sit up. Going to video options will fix any blurry effects. Just some super random ones =P
  10. Who hates him? He is the bandit killer himself and is hilarious. Does a great job of promoting the things he likes also, and he clearly likes this game.
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    I don't care how rare it is, im not wearing it :P

    Loot will only spawn from certain "areas", the Press Vest for example only spawns in the North East Cargo Glitch Ship(dont go on it unless you know where it can glitch you out or you risk death) or the large Train Stations that are in the bigger metro areas(elektro..etc.). And, while they spawn in those locations they are still part of a very large loot pool, so your chances of finding one in those locations even on a fresh server start is still very minimal.
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    Healthy status

    You need to fill your energy level. Your stomach being full has nothing to do with getting close to regenerating blood, it only means you filled your stomach and cant take anything more in (water or food). It is possible to fill your stomach with just water, which gives you no progress towards actual hunger, and still says you are full.
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    800m headshot (helmet protection works) ?

    Yeah, there is a test website somewhere.. will have to find it again. The site consists of this guy doing controlled tests via multiple subjects with ballistics and the effects they cause with certain conditions(armor, spots on the body, range, and shit). Found it: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XJfMMTDSN65BJNnMWGh2ZFACv6H_WD1shH5np9ne8vY/edit?pli=1
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    Please undo today's patch asap

    Hey guys... it could be related to the DDOS attacks on steam also.. probably just not a good idea to play till its resolved. Also, the DDOS attacks are the reason the update can not be uploaded from the developers, so they are the reason we don't have the rubberband patch.
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    Cereal compass.

    It would be pretty sweet if you had like a 5% chance to get the compass on the back of the cereal box from finishing off one. :)
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    Do guns jam? Or.. how did I die?

    Simply enough... I fired off three rounds from my pistol by two buddies, and I instantly died..no idea how? My friends where fine afterwards and no shots had been fired besides mine.. So, it couldn't have been a well timed sniper shot...
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    Do guns jam? Or.. how did I die?

    Yeah.. I dunno either... zombie doesnt make sense cause it was so instant. I shot, and I died. Also, if someone shot me I would imagine some sort of rounds being fired after towards my friends who probably had been 2 feet from me at the time. :( Random bug then?
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    Do guns jam? Or.. how did I die?

    haha.. that led me to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_HARP and all I could think of was FF7
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