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Holy shit give the IP so I can join. PSYCOPATH DEATHMATCH TIME YOU F*CKS >:( >:( >:( >:(

Ahh being able to smoke tobacco in the videogame would frustrate the living shit out of me and I would end up logging off to go smoke a real cigarrete each 10 minutes. I don't need to get more addicted than I'm now.

There should be. The M86 in real life is compatible with NV, also from Wikipedia: "The sight is water-tight down to 25 meters and runs on one 3-volt Lithium battery type 2L76 or DL1/3N. The aiming dot's brightness is adjustable for better visibility and increased battery life. The M68 is parallax-free at around 50 yards, meaning that the red dot will not change position based on eye position at that range. At shorter ranges the point of aim will change position based on eye position with the maximum error being equal to the diameter of the sight's optical window at short range."

When you get a gun, loads of ammo and a clear shot on someone after dying all that time you'll understand. What you're talking about is typical DayZ, geared players are not necessarily experienced, you see, some of those geared newbies would shoot a freaking tree if it made noise, of course, everyone in the game has been a newcomer, you should join a group, that'll help you A LOT with player interaction, game knowledge and general skill, that's the way I did it. Eventually you'll be able to kill an entire 8-10 man armed group by yourself (just like I did when my group was killed), and damn it'll feel good. 1 more tip: The M4A1 should be your most personal friend in this game.

DayZ Standalone "Home for all of you fetichists rejected by society. Make your deepest dreams come true." ------ Really, there is no mature use for shitting in a videogame, no matter how realistic it is. There will always be someone who shits on your corpse or make a "funny" video rolling in his own shit. Very little people play this game seriously and most of the time does inhuman stuff to other people just for the "lolz". If it's for laughs and perversion sure, but no one is going to take it seriously, and who does, will eventually stop because of the lack of support by the players he encounters.

This would be a gold mine for hackers, placing shit ALL OVER THE MAP and getting EVERYONE who enters the servers sick.

I don't really care, there's other games in the market, but if DayZ implements the need for us to shit in-game, each time I shoot someone and break a bone, I want them to be unable to use that part of their body for months or have to use a wheelchair if I hit the spine. You heard me.

Screw "Alpha" as an excuse for everything this game sucks at. And FUCK hashtags, I really mean it. FUCK THEM >:(

GLORY! :D The engraved 1911 in all of it's beauty. Did they make it a common spawn or what? I hope it's still unique.. :)

1911 Engraved in the fire station, the corner with the boxes where pistols and ammo usually spawn, also, bolts in the tower.

That was really nice, holy shit, I feel bad for the poor guy.

20 second dubstep intro + asking for subscribers BEFORE the video starts AND at the end = Inferior YouTube channel. (But that's my opinion). ---- About the video, that's not inferiority; it's the most common player-to-player act in DayZ!

God damn. Only if I had an M4 and some ammo in EXP.. GOD DAMN.

If there was singleplayer I would mod the shit out this game and there would be vehicles.

Yeah, but in compensation of going through all of these bugs and glitches I want a bug like this:

UP THE COIN SLOT?? HOW? HOLY FUCK NOT EVEN WITH LUBE.. YOU DEGENERATE!

COME ON, WE ALL FUCKING KNOW THAT DAYZ FORUMS AND STEAM ARE LINKED AND IF YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT A PLAYER HE WILL AUTOMATICLY SEE WHAT YOU HAVE POSTED. >:(

You can kill 15 newspawns if they come from the same direction and you have at least 2 coupled mags with 60 bullets both.

Now, yesterday as I was messing with the Arma 3 Editor, I had an idea, I got the Chernarus map in Arma 3 so I started trying vehicles. It felt really great to drive around Chernarus after running for about 125 hours in Standalone. But after I made some test, I started getting really worried. Driving around in a vehicle made me realise that it makes the map really little, so I made a video, driving from Solnichniy to Balota so you can compare it with your travels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fror4ZhaGQ It takes 5:36 minutes to get from one point to another. I really hope vehicles are really rare and need to be repaired in DayZ. I can tell you, you miss A LOT of stuff and map details if you go vehicle only, which for me, ruins the unique DayZ experience of travelling lots of hours. If you want me do drive any other distance from one point to another in Chernarus with the vehicles you can just ask me here and I'll post the results in this thread. That SUV will probably be included in DayZ as it is a civilian vehicle and DayZ reuses some Arma 3 objects like these: But also, vehicles will give us lots of other creative possibilities. More storage space. Imagine if we players organise races and the group with the racer who wins gets a bag filled with supplies.

Son..

What are those pants?

Rider jackets are EVERYWHERE in Experimental.

That's not new, I had it since lots of updates ago.

GORILLA WARFARE!

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."